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This man needs to die! Seriously, I can't stand seeing him on tv anymore. His head is way too big for his body and somebody needs to kill that racoon on his head. I'd rather watch Michael Jackson do an erotic strip tease then have to see this fuckard all over my tv at night.

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Who's with me?

B~

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I have no idea who he is, but I'll try to start hating him for you :cat:

('fun' sidenote: the term 'muscle-bound' comes from the fact that if you over-strengthen one muscle without strengthening its opposite, the ultra-strong one will overpower the other one and lock up the joint so you can't move it very far. Like if you made your biceps really strong, but not your triceps. Your arm would be flexed all the time and it would be hard to straighten it out)

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I'm surprised to see that some of you don't know who he is. He's the king of *buy my workout video's* infomercials.. he's horrible!

Lastnight, while I was looking for a pic of him to post in this thread, I noticed that there was a whole lot of sites out there making fun of him. Like ihatejohnbasedow.com and then I found an on-line petition called Basedow Sucks.. kinda silly but fun to read Grin-Nod.gif

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Whenever im on the computer late at night or fall asleep with the remote in my hand, I always so those dumb pre-commercail bullshit and I do remember that prissy-fake muscle dude, hmmm.....I KNOW!! I say we should give him a little make-over :devil

First we'll tie him down to a chair, then we'll work on that fake-lil pretty face of his by takin a brick and bash it in his face a couple times deforming his nose/mouth to the opposite direction, then we'll get a huge tub of lard n jelly-donuts and force-fead him all that shit giving him a huge ghetto-booty and a enormous gut, then go for his eye's and pluck em both out with a spork and then ripp his balls from his sack and place them in his empty eye-sockets, then we'll get a wrench and tighten them on each of his teeth and kick them up just ta give him that hill-billy look, last but not least, then we'll get some sewing needles n thread and sew his lips together real tight.

AND NOW LADY'S/GENTLEMAN WE HAVE OUR VERY NEW!!!!!*drums roll*................JON BASEDOW!!!

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Whenever im on the computer late at night or fall asleep with the remote in my hand, I always so those dumb pre-commercail bullshit and I do remember that prissy-fake muscle dude, hmmm.....I KNOW!! I say we should give him a little make-over :devil

First we'll tie him down to a chair, then we'll work on that fake-lil pretty face of his by takin a brick and bash it in his face a couple times deforming his nose/mouth to the opposite direction, then we'll get a huge tub of lard n jelly-donuts and force-fead him all that shit giving him a huge ghetto-booty and a enormous gut, then go for his eye's and pluck em both out with a spork and then ripp his balls from his sack and place them in his empty eye-sockets, then we'll get a wrench and tighten them on each of his teeth and kick them up just ta give him that hill-billy look, last but not least, then we'll get some sewing needles n thread and sew his lips together real tight.

AND NOW LADY'S/GENTLEMAN WE HAVE OUR VERY NEW!!!!!*drums roll*................JON BASEDOW!!!

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heh, I'm all for that!!

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