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soothsayer

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you so ugly I'm writing this insult blind.

Are you stoned?

No. Why?

Never mind I'm just to polite.

You use to play football without a helmat didn't you...

Hell you use to play football didn't you...

:ralph I'm sorry you shouldn't have turned around so I could see you.

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You are so ugly that when you take a shower, the water runs to the back of your head.

You're momma's so poor that when she goes to McDonald's, she tries using food stamps.

You're momma's so fat that when the family goes to the movies, we ALL get to sit next to her.

She is such a slut...If dicks had wings, her pussy would be an airport.

He fell out of the ugly tree...and hit EVERY branch on the way down.

You are so skinny that when you take a shower, you have to run around to get wet.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

Your sister's so out of style, even the Salvation Army won't accept her clothes.

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

I'm not being rude. You are just insignificant.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

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OMG....

Judging by today's events, that's me. Flypaper for freaks.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wow, I hate to kick a woman when she's down, or high on the almighty "T-Ohster's" list but I think that you have creep attraction perfume on or something Brenda.

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You're hung so small that your pan flute looks like a church organ.

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OUCH!! BRENDA!! (( We all know who she's referring to, riiiiggghht?! ))

Well, then, I'll fire one like Brenda's..... or make an attempt thereof....

"You're hung so small, a maggot looks like a centipede."

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