hunhee Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Here's a few I have said.. (not all are very polite in mixed or any company, but I find them semi humourous) I am not explaining these, you'll just have to use your own imaginations. "meat curtains" "baby batter" "crap garden" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 magnet for strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 RadarBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freydis Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 sometimes ill burst out with "hellinahandbasket!" heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 "Junk tunnel" When a bunch of highways come together and criss-cross. Best example is where Southfield Fwy and I-96 meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroit Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I'd have to say "Sandy Vagina" and "For serioul" are the ones that my friends picked up from me and use the most. Thought up by Eric Cartman and made popular in the Detroit area by Chernobyl . Well...actually "for serioul" came from Al Gore..but you get the point. Also back in the day when anyone would do anything involving water or spill something I'd say something like "When you're eating cereal and might end up knocking it over...don't forget to bring a towel!" or "When you're gonna go have sex...don't forget to bring a towel." After awhile everyone started to say something and then ending it with "Don't forget to bring a towel." Oh and Titty Sprinkles is another one that's still slightly used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaf The Horse With Tears Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 First off.. I have a towel with me at all times. Never know when I am going to be doing some inter-planetary hitch hiking. I'm not kidding, I keep on in hy truck behind the seat. Things I say: When I am asked what I want for dinner... "A Sheep Header Special" - Which is a glass of water and a piece of Ewe. and when I need an explative "NIPPLES OF DOOM" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sass_in_the_pants Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 "Pan-faced" what I MEANT to say was 'Dead-pan'. That was like fifteen years ago, and my friends are STILL like 'He said pan-facedly...' Argh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 *pointing at the mole under my nipple* **and with a childlike voice and English accent** "I'm not a witch.....that's where Baby Jesus feeds!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku Namako Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 "French" which is usually followed by "Plus tax" yeah, thats right, I'm back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilhil_glory Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 kick in the teeth harsh like whoa harsh like ben stien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce Critter Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 Suminumbatch Farging Icehole Fork you Corksucker All taken from "Johnny Dangerously" "Special Kisses" You get to guess what that refers to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulrev Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 A lighter = A Prometheus Device .. That's all I got. -=crawls back under his rock=- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuZQZ Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 When a situation is bad or after a bad day of work, I'll call it a "goat f#&k". Ex: What a goat f#&k of a day. Another phrase, though not mine originally, is: "Not my pig, not my problem". This is used when a situation or something has nothing to do with me and is none of my business; It's not my pig, not my problem." And finally, when all other words fail me, or one explative is not enough, I say this, as all one word... "MotherFu#&ingC%ckSuckingSonOfABitch!" But that's a rare one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 A lighter = A Prometheus Device .. That's all I got. -=crawls back under his rock=- Best yet. I'm usin' it, K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 i don't say anything too interesting, but these have made people laugh: grody fuck-o bitch head/fucker face. just to my cat, and i have no idea why?? it just came out one day and made my son laugh. i say "fork you" and "fork off" in sign language... though i am not sure people know i am saying that/anything. i have told some people that i do this so when they see me do it, they have laughed. my dad was great for this. he made up things all the time. he had the best phrases/sayings. one thing i miss about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 More: This*insert dish/meal name here* is defective. Said when the meal is eaten and the plate is empty. Are we there yet? :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 oh i just thought of this one, after messaging marc: my ex used to say "party boobs" used in the context of "are you putting your party boobs on" "got your party boobs on" in reference to going out or something. it was funny. he had some funny little things he said, though that is the only one i can think of right now. i've actually used it several times myself when talking to people. they always think it's funny. but it is his, not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 oh, and another i stole from his brother years ago: not yeah, but really. that is more of an inside joke though. sometimes people think it's funny when i've said it ... mostly because it does not make sense i guess?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 oh, and another i stole from his brother years ago:not yeah, but really. that is more of an inside joke though. sometimes people think it's funny when i've said it ... mostly because it does not make sense i guess?? Ha. I steal stuff from my brother all the time. He had some brilliant ones. None of which I can remember at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freydis Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 recently, ive been using a lot: "hell in a handbasket!" "crap on a stick!" and "dammit, jim!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 "Tie my shoe-laces!" and "That's her pigeon." both from Knut Hamsun. In place of expletives, in front of my mother, as a child: Galloping galoshes! Ashbasket--the makeshift ashtray that nearly anything becomes when not outdoors and in need. Lightning bowl--for the inside of the living skull, recently used in poem. "The phone is leaking." borrowed from childhood friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Huge boobs=circus titties, festival titties Don't ruin a good thing=don't harsh my buzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkVampire Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Whatever happens, happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandywine0880 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 When referring to a chick I may think sucks, lately I've been using "Son of a cockin whore" but ya gotta really emphasize it. I feel it's quite vulgar so I try not to use it too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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