Your Own Personal 'penned' Terms.. Or Sayings..

[Brenda Starrr]

The couple that DGNs together, rarely gets laid...

[Eevee]

I tend to say "I'm diggin' it" or "I can dig that"...especially recently.

Trust me, I switch between little sayings ALL THE TIME.

In a couple weeks "I dig that" will be replaced by something totally different.

[Guest greyhalo]

"Librarotica"--that's MY word.

[e-jewell]

When I'm putting a cigarette out, say because I'm with people and we need to get going, I say "One sec, let me stab this bitch."

It's not said in a funny way, it just kinda... happened one day. I realized cigarettes are bitches, and I shalt stabbeth them out.

[TomCat]

Gription=traction + Grip. Pronounced: Grip=shun

Proper usage: "Dude, my shoes totally lost their gription on that ice!"

[torn asunder]

only thing i got off the top of my head is that instead of counting 1- mississippi - 2 - mississippi, as of three days ago i now count 1 - motherfucker - 2 - motherfucker, as they have the same amount of syllables...

funny how stopping to count to ten doesn't calm me down anymore!?

oh, yeah!! and i just started saying "mahlzeit!" again today. "i'm on break, damnit, don't bother me!", or in more common use... "mahlzeit!" = "breaktime!"

[StormKnight (1)]

As many have who have talked to me in person, I tend to come up with things on the fly. It has inspired many to start a quote book.

Some of them have been:

"Well, that is like throwing a kiss to a sex fiend."

or (talking to one of my favorite surgeons about someone I saw who was in end stage liver disease.

"Sir, I don't think you understand. This guy's liver 'has gone tits up!'" (implying of course, this man liver was dead.)

Did that quote while with a fellow same level resident and an intern. Both of them laughed their asses off at the "tits up" thing, to the point that the intern said he wants to use it in some scenario.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Plx! (Stolen from a tiny foreign subculture.)

Nubbins

Seadonkeys

Girlsagna

Asian Glaze

Nyism

Ginajammers

Ashashash (total misspelling/pronunciation of the "proper" way)

[TheGimp]

picklewealse...

and me and sky have a thing

"reeeeally"

IE

dude i heard that chick has a penis

"reeeeally"

i dunno it can be incorpirated into other things it just has to be the right moment

[Simon Bar Sinister]

"[insert name here]...The day I rip you off, it's gonna be for a helluva lot more than that."

People I say that to do laugh.

Eventually.