Things You Did To Your Siblings.. That Were Cruel But Also Funny

[littlepinkkitty]

I trasheed my brothers once. Its my brothers hepher wife that i like to mess with. SO they came into town and were staying at with my mom and I. It was 3 a.m. and he and his cow were up making noise. So i asked them when they are going to bed. I had to be at work early and i was trying to get them to quiet down. I had an old moldy ssoda in my hand that someone left out. So the hepher says "goldie you're a s spoiled brat." So i said "Call me that again and i will dump this on you!" She said again so i dumped it right on her stupid ass. Then she broke her pearl necklace and said that i snuck into her room at night and cut it with scissors. She is crazy. So i she has the shoes that she wears with out socks, they are clod toed flats. When she was out i dumped a shit load of onion powder in them. Then i used her toothbrush because i had an itch....somewhere. She pushed me once so i put drain cleaner in her mascara. That last one is really bad but she is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets.

[Msterbeau]

I trasheed my brothers once. Its my brothers hepher wife that i like to mess with. SO they came into town and were staying at with my mom and I. It was 3 a.m. and he and his cow were up making noise. So i asked them when they are going to bed. I had to be at work early and i was trying to get them to quiet down. I had an old moldy ssoda in my hand that someone left out. So the hepher says "goldie you're a s spoiled brat." So i said "Call me that again and i will dump this on you!" She said again so i dumped it right on her stupid ass. Then she broke her pearl necklace and said that i snuck into her room at night and cut it with scissors. She is crazy. So i she has the shoes that she wears with out socks, they are clod toed flats. When she was out i dumped a shit load of onion powder in them. Then i used her toothbrush because i had an itch....somewhere. She pushed me once so i put drain cleaner in her mascara. That last one is really bad but she is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets.

Remind me not to piss you off, Goldie.. :o

[pomba gira]

I used to pin my younger brother down and tickle torture him. He is now bigger than I am so no more of that.

Ugh, nothing is worse than tickle torture. I HATE being tickled, when people do it to me I ask them to stop once, then punch 'em as hard as I can if they persist.

Funniest mean thing I ever did to my brother was hit him in the head with a coffee can full of ice & snow. Wasn't even intentional... my mom sent us out to chase away the dogs that were besieging our house when my dog was in heat... and I went to throw the can at a dog on the other side of my brother & it was the classic "Heads up! Huh? BONK!" scenario. But he ran in the house screaming that I was trying to kill him and locked me out... and I was scared to ring the doorbell 'cos I knew I'd bust out laughing as soon as my mother opened the door. We were really terrible to each other as children.

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

I used props and subconcious messages over the period of 4-6 months to give both my little brothers severe Arachnephobia.....probably why I have such fond memories of "Boris the Spider" by The Who.....

Also....we used to play Monopoly with a "loan shark" house rule.....the "bank" would loan you money...and if you couldn't pay within 3 full turns....the "banker" got to slap you in the back of the head...meaning you just got "capped".....I was always banker....

[Infidus713]

my sister is a sneaky evil skinny bitch who over the years have beat the hell outta me the short pudgy one so i in return have.... hit her in the head with a can openner when i was 5. gave her a good old gut bunch and made her double over when i was 7. she jumped on my back and i jumped and fell backwards onto her on a tile floor when i was like 10 or 11... now we are only 3 years apart...

she got to name me which at first i hated it but now no other name fits me. she cut and shaved all of my hair off when i was like 6 so for 2 years i was called the little boy. pushed me outta trees and down stairs... her favorite thing was making me get out and push the big wheel through a puddle and then grabing me and take off and drag me through it... and ever since my boobs were big ithen hers she would always punch me there and give me titty twisters...

[Homicidalheathen]

I never got one over on them. Honestly. Oh, I WANTED to. BAD.

But. They were always........older.........much bigger.....faster.....smarter than me.

Well maybe not my brother. He did stupid shit and my getting back was just sitting there laughing at his stupid ass. That was enough.

(like when he didn't know what the runny cow pie was and he was squishing it with his foot going, how did that mud pile get here? I was like what a dumb ass. He was raised on a farm damn near...small one but still...and he has never seen runny cow shit? Me and my sister were watching for a minute before we let on by rolling on the ground laughing....)

I did help pull pranks on freinds succussfully........

However, even though this was not my genius.........I will share it here cause I was in on the joke.

My mom NEVER let us stay up late watching scary tv...

well there was this show, one step beyond.......ok by todays standards lame maybe.....kinda twilight zone-ish.....black and white...

it was about a haunted rocking horse. It comes to life and GROWS. And gets people.

Well anyway, my sister and I LOVED horses so we BEGGED to be able to stay up and watch this episode.

So we watch it and get scared to shivers. (we were lil kids, ok?)

And my mom, brother and me come up with this idea when my sis is in the bathroom getting ready for bed.

We had a dark long dinning room. My moms house is laid out strange. Its an octogon shape with all the rooms coming off the dinning room, including the one bathroom.

It has this long, smooth dinning room table right in the middle. You can't see under it in the dark, what with all the chairs around it.

So my brother gets under there. He waits. My mom gets her fierce, looking white stallion figurine toy, (we collected them.......stable horses collection I think they were called)

She ties a long piece of fishing line to the front hoof that is not raised off the ground....

And my brother has the end of it in his hand. He is ready and waiting.....

Well she comes out of that bathroom in the dark and see's that thing coming towards her in the dark and screams and runs back in the bathroom. Took us like 5 minutes to get her to come out.

It was hellarious. We still laugh about it.

[Reaper]

When my sister was a toddler, before changing her diaper, I would end up patting her on the butt with the full diaper teasing her when she crapped and smash it while its in her diaper saying, "Smash the poopie!"

[Morbid Side]

I didn't know my brother long enough to see any rough housing . Some of the stories I was told that he tried to stuff me (The toddler) in the clothes hamper before. My brother and I are 10 years apart and I don't have much info on him at the moment.