Ice Queen (1) Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Seriously, a cotton ball soaked in vasaline will burn for 10-20 minutes. If you still can't get it going with kindling and that, your wood is probably too wet. If your wood is that wet, you could throw it in the oven at 350degF for half an hour or so to dry it out a bit. Gotta use kindling, though, unless you have one of those neat manufactured firestarting logs... --- I want to show Ice Queen how to start a fire. (and bring her some dark chocolate) my wood has been sitting in a garage for at least 7 years. maybe I will try the vaseline and cotton balls thing. When I lived in a house that relied on wood for heat, I used the fire starting logs. I am that lame, when it comes to starting fires. I hate to admit ever needing anyone for anything, but if we ever lost utilities, I would need someone to light my fire if I wanted cooked food. you want to get me hot and put something tasty in my mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelingchrome Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 my wood has been sitting in a garage for at least 7 years. maybe I will try the vaseline and cotton balls thing. When I lived in a house that relied on wood for heat, I used the fire starting logs. I am that lame, when it comes to starting fires. I hate to admit ever needing anyone for anything, but if we ever lost utilities, I would need someone to light my fire if I wanted cooked food. you want to get me hot and put something tasty in my mouth? Guess you'll find out tomorrow, won't ya? --- I want my laundry to do itself. NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 HEAD Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torn asunder Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 HEADNow can i get an *a-men*!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 can i get an *a-men*!? AMEN!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 I really would like to know how to read and speak Japanese. Now is a good time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Queen (1) Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 I want someone to give me one of those big bear hugs where they pick you up and crack your back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 I want someone to give me one of those big bear hugs where they pick you up and crack your back I'd like to place an order for one of those too. It's been ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeymustard02 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 I want someone to just hold me and cuddle all day. A nice big strong guy. Oh and who smells good :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 I am a big strong guy to do all this above hunging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punk_princess Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 I want time to go by faster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernadette Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 My Bday wish to come true, sooner than later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Bar Sinister Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Moog guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 not to have a stuffy nose nOw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 A Hot Goth girl to fill the void. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 Closure on something... and one of jynxxxedangel's home cooked meals. Nom!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayne Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 I really would like to know how to read and speak Japanese. Now is a good time... You need Rosetta Stone ... or maybe to have borrowed my four years of Japanese textbooks and workbooks and audio CD's (which load quite nicely into lessons on an iPod, may I add) from high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 german lessons plz. oh and a few hundred to buy parts to fix all my current stock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 (edited) You need Rosetta Stone ... or maybe to have borrowed my four years of Japanese textbooks and workbooks and audio CD's (which load quite nicely into lessons on an iPod, may I add) from high school. I have it. I can't remember a thing... EDIT - Remind me to borrow those when I get home. I still need them at work there, too. Edited October 20, 2008 by Msterbeau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 I'm going to ask for this again - Honesty and communication. Up front, not a week later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku Namako Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 If I ever got what I really wanted, me life would end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 a clean and tidy workshop with new lockers, a carpeted bench, and some tools to puty in the shed (miller, late), oh and an industrial sewing machine in the corner of the workshop for webgear repair and creation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 Someone to kiss and cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 I want for my two lazy boy cats to remove their fuzzy, beanbag-like carcasses from my lap, so I can get up! It's too difficult to move about, with 25 lbs of cat tumours permanently attached to my body. It's bad enough this chair's got me. The added weight and warmth isn't helping. Where's a mouse when I need one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prick Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 I want for my two lazy boy cats to remove their fuzzy, beanbag-like carcasses from my lap, so I can get up! It's too difficult to move about, with 25 lbs of cat tumours permanently attached to my body. It's bad enough this chair's got me. The added weight and warmth isn't helping. Where's a mouse when I need one? I want a mouse for Jynxxxed and then have her sit on my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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