Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 granted! but you have to grante people wish not jsut make them but put a twist on it such as you get a dr pepper flavored hooker but she has a penis I wish for a fish and a dish in which to put my fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 damn u muffin man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Wish Granted but the fish turns out to be rotten and the dish is covered with the herpes viruis infecting ur rotten fish I wish for a beer and a sexy naked female maid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Granted but ur beer is water down beer they use for shooting movies and your sext maid is a blow up doll I wish for to get head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 wish granted but the head you want isnt the kinda head you prefer its a nasty served head from a 100 year old grave thats decomposed to shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 i wish to have have sex with jessika fuckin rockz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 u mean that head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessika Fxckin rocks (1) Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 i wish to have have sex with jessika fuckin rockz granted but there is no jessika fuckin rockz only a jessika fxckin rocks adn if you try it with her, well her boyfriend would not like that I wish for a million dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 u mean that head yes something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrich1 Posted October 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 I wish for a million dollars Granted!!!!! You have just won a million dollars. Hell, it's even a million POST TAX dollars, so you don't end up with only $595,004.27 or something, just because I am in a spectacular mood right now. You caught me on a good day. Just like the majority of people who come into a huge chunk of change like this, especially young people, you immediately go on a a spending spree. You put 20% down on a 500k house, take out 0% interest loans to furnish it, throw grand parties for all your friends. You discover relatives you never knew you had looking for a quick handout or desiring a partnership in a shady business venture. You even buy a hot new sports car. All common, yet fairly responsible things to do with your money. Well, in most normal people's brain's there's a filter which tells them they can't afford something, or they must choose between one thing or another. This, kids, is called opportunity cost. Opportunity cost, Jessika, no longer exists for you. Your rich. You have all the money in the world. Your glorious spending spree lasts approximately a year until your nest egg is gone. Your zero percent interest loans come due, and you can no longer make your house payments because you haven't even finished college yet, much less gotten a real job. See what One crummy million will get you. I wish I could throw the ultimate Halloween party of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Granted!!!!! You have just won a million dollars. Hell, it's even a million POST TAX dollars, so you don't end up with only $595,004.27 or something, just because I am in a spectacular mood right now. You caught me on a good day. Just like the majority of people who come into a huge chunk of change like this, especially young people, you immediately go on a a spending spree. You put 20% down on a 500k house, take out 0% interest loans to furnish it, throw grand parties for all your friends. You discover relatives you never knew you had looking for a quick handout or desiring a partnership in a shady business venture. You even buy a hot new sports car. All common, yet fairly responsible things to do with your money. Well, in most normal people's brain's there's a filter which tells them they can't afford something, or they must choose between one thing or another. This, kids, is called opportunity cost. Opportunity cost, Jessika, no longer exists for you. Your rich. You have all the money in the world. Your glorious spending spree lasts approximately a year until your nest egg is gone. Your zero percent interest loans come due, and you can no longer make your house payments because you haven't even finished college yet, much less gotten a real job. See what One crummy million will get you. I wish I could throw the ultimate Halloween party of all time. wish granted you end up throwing the worlds best halloween party but Charles Manson ends up getting out of prision somehow and starts a new family and has everyone at your party killed gutted raped violated mutilated posioned and just utterly F.U.B.A.R.D. i wish i had a killer costume for C.C. this Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrich1 Posted September 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 (edited) wish granted you end up throwing the worlds best halloween party but Charles Manson ends up getting out of prision somehow and starts a new family and has everyone at your party killed gutted raped violated mutilated posioned and just utterly F.U.B.A.R.D. i wish i had a killer costume for C.C. this Friday Granted!!!! Shrine Hollywood gets in touch with you. They want you to be their newest model. You will be provided with an endless supply of their hottest new line they are dying to show the world. Their talent scouts know you will be perfect for it. You sign an iron clad contract which states you are not allowed to leave the house without modeling something they have sent you. If you do.... ever see Repo! The Genetic Opera? You're fine with that. You love Shrine!!! The very next day, Martha Steward buys Shrine. I hope you like pastels. I wish there was a severe penalty for someone who tries to resurrect an old dead thread. Edited September 1, 2009 by Burrich1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Granted. However, you have to do the enforcement, which involves you going one on lots with clones of Brian Boitano and an Army of Fonzie clones to get the instrument of punishment. In this case, strawberry strudel. I wish there was a way to keep myself in shape as I was in 2002. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunhee Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 (edited) Granted! Project Retro-Helix has been perfected, not only can you have the body you once had 3 years ago, you can genetically be re-sequenced into looking like anyone. You go through a battery of tests, psychological profiling, and several physical exams to make sure that you're healthy enough to undergo such a transformation. When you wake up, the doctors are cheering and opening up bottles of champagne in celebration of their greatest achievement. You look in the mirror and you realized they've made a GRAVE error, you freak out, because looking back at you in the mirror was This guy It just so happened that someone gave them the wrong picture..:/ I wish there was more time in the day to get things done that I need to get done. *sighs* Edited September 2, 2009 by hunhee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Done.. This day never ends, & everyone having a crappy day today hates you for ever. I wish I had a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taysteewonderbunny Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Wish granted. In fact, you can have the entire batch. I wish my laundry would wash itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted September 2, 2009 Report Share Posted September 2, 2009 Done.. This day never ends, & everyone having a crappy day today hates you for ever. You forgot to add it was a bad coffee day. I wish my laundry would wash itself. Granted...but they use your bubble bath, and you are left taking a bath with laundry detergent powder that doesn't dissolve...sandpaper anyone? I wish for more good sushi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scales Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I wish for more good sushi. Granted. You'll wake up on a floaty raft, on a lake taking up an entire enclosed room. The water is full of piranhas and there's a window above where The Wishmaster and Gwar are eating blood-soaked Bugles. --- I wish calendars would flip themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I wish calendars would flip themselves. Granted. Your calendar hurls itself from the wall, pages flipping wildly, and spins toward you to inflict the Death of a Thousand Papercuts. ====================== I wishes I could wear heels again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodCupcake Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Granted! You can wear heels again. You get so excited about wearing heels that you vow to wear them with every outfit but end up with horrible bunyons (is that how you spell it) and blisters that your feet swell and you have to cut your favorite pair of heels off your swollen foot. I wish I could go to every concert that I wanted to go to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 wish granted but your seats are in the nose bleed section and the band or artist only plays one song and then leaves i wish i had all the tattoos i ever wanted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodCupcake Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Granted. You have all the tattoos you want but you contract HIV from an infected needle you tattooer used and on top of that the artist isn't even that good so your tattoos look terrible. I wish I was skinnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pheramoans Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Granted! Some creepier-than-normal guy asks you to dance at CC. You refuse him, so he casts the curse from 'THINNER' on you, and you gradually waste away until your death. I wish I could manage to snag the men I actually like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raev Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Granted! Some creepier-than-normal guy asks you to dance at CC. You refuse him, so he casts the curse from 'THINNER' on you, and you gradually waste away until your death. I wish I could manage to snag the men I actually like. Granted! You meet a wonderful man, fall madly for each other, then you meet his wife kids AND boyfriend. I wish my broken foot would heal :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Granted! You meet a wonderful man, fall madly for each other, then you meet his wife kids AND boyfriend. I wish my broken foot would heal :( Granted! Your foot heals... but the bone-regrowing process does not stop there, and all of your bones gradually double in size and fuse together leaving you completely immobile. I wish the snakelets would EAT, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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