Who Here Is Single

[candyman]

Whats with all the "soulmate" shit and the search for the perfect significant other? I don't understand the drive towards this at all.

I suppose that being 20 and never asking a girl out might make me slighlty retarded on this issue. I pretty much date cars now...they cannot say no and they never complain about what you buy them.

[Necromanta]

I'm content with the whole single idea for now.

[Riku Namako]

...she might qualify for a card now...wouldn't you agree Unka'-Tom?

its already in print

[TomCat]

...she might qualify for a card now...wouldn't you agree Unka'-Tom?

I've filed a motion to the Goth Card Issuing Department, they've taken it under advisement Rev.

[hunhee]

...she might qualify for a card now...wouldn't you agree Unka'-Tom?

But no EVIL cookies yet!!!

That takes years and years of training.. and bitterness..

Edited January 15, 2009 by hunhee

[TomCat]

But no EVIL cookies yet!!!

That takes years and years of training.. and bitterness..

Correct. No Evil Cookies for You!

[Brenda Starrr]

Don't even need the get-togethers. I go out to lunch with my friends all the time, sometimes even just one-on-one. It's a good way to kill an afternoon. Especially going to panera's then hitting up borders for book-shopping... or in your case, husband shopping.

The get togethers aren't for husband-shopping, Sugar. They're to get to know each other. It's a GREAT way to kill an evening that doesn't involve City Club.

[Guest greyhalo]

.....I wanna go to a sushi night !!! :..i loves me some sushi.. know a few good places by me ^_^

If you're in Royal Oak, then we might be thinking of some of the same places.

[Rev.Reverence]

..here here...the motion passes!

...& NO cookies....................YET!

[n0Mad]

*busy hoarding the cookies*

I'm not emo, I'm bitter and resentful. There's a difference.

[e-jewell]

I think the main reason I'm single is because I'm so depraved. Not to brag or anything. But I watch more fucked up porn than any girl or guy I know, and get off on things that aren't even sexual in any culture I know of. Usually guys, thus, view girls like me on an almost entirely sexual basis, and aren't much interested in a relationship. I'd rather find the one who will find it beautiful, than tone down my sexy to appeal to a wider range of people.

[candyman]

I think the main reason I'm single is because I'm so depraved. Not to brag or anything. But I watch more fucked up porn than any girl or guy I know, and get off on things that aren't even sexual in any culture I know of. Usually guys, thus, view girls like me on an almost entirely sexual basis, and aren't much interested in a relationship. I'd rather find the one who will find it beautiful, than tone down my sexy to appeal to a wider range of people.

Damn, I had a girl like you almost kill me once...seriously, after four hours I turned off the TV. What followed was mostly a blur but my private parts were crushed by her massive boots while she started hitting me with a plastic CD case. I pushed her off but got a good cigarette burn heading for the door. Lucky for me she was kinda slow with the lamp as it shattered on the door just as I was closing it. I still kinda like her but would rather have all that shit happen with at least some sort of warning. Fuck I am so lonely and pathetic...no wait CSI is on with Lady Heather, I'm good.

[e-jewell]

Damn, I had a girl like you almost kill me once...seriously, after four hours I turned off the TV. What followed was mostly a blur but my private parts were crushed by her massive boots while she started hitting me with a plastic CD case. I pushed her off but got a good cigarette burn heading for the door. Lucky for me she was kinda slow with the lamp as it shattered on the door just as I was closing it. I still kinda like her but would rather have all that shit happen with at least some sort of warning. Fuck I am so lonely and pathetic...no wait CSI is on with Lady Heather, I'm good.

lol. I made my ex kiss my boots just for a hug sometimes, back when I was all gothy. That's funny.

I'm slightly more respectful towards males now. In public, at least. I'd never make him do that in front of all his friends nowadays.

[candyman]

lol. I made my ex kiss my boots just for a hug sometimes, back when I was all gothy. That's funny.

I'm slightly more respectful towards males now. In public, at least. I'd never make him do that in front of all his friends nowadays.

I would gladly have kissed her boots...I spilled root beer on them once. But really...her boots weighed more than I do and I can deal with pain...but not to the point where I actually have to go to the hospital to make sure that my goods are still there, let alone working.

I think that she respected me but...her brain was like Bender from Futurama...when he gets too close to a magnet he just starts singing folk songs...when people got too close to her stuff she tried to main or kill them

[Der Nister]

*busy hoarding the cookies*

I'm not emo, I'm bitter and resentful. There's a difference.

[e-jewell]

Emos are the goths that are too pussy to actually make a statement on something. -old high school proverb

[Necromanta]

I think the main reason I'm single is because I'm so depraved. Not to brag or anything. But I watch more fucked up porn than any girl or guy I know, and get off on things that aren't even sexual in any culture I know of. Usually guys, thus, view girls like me on an almost entirely sexual basis, and aren't much interested in a relationship. I'd rather find the one who will find it beautiful, than tone down my sexy to appeal to a wider range of people.

You'd be surprised.

[DarkVampire]

I think the main reason I'm single is because I'm so depraved. Not to brag or anything. But I watch more fucked up porn than any girl or guy I know, and get off on things that aren't even sexual in any culture I know of. Usually guys, thus, view girls like me on an almost entirely sexual basis, and aren't much interested in a relationship. I'd rather find the one who will find it beautiful, than tone down my sexy to appeal to a wider range of people.

Freak. Almost sounds like a Scorpio.

[e-jewell]

No... Gemini. Hence my occasional bouts of ridiculous generosity and love lol. I spend way too much money on friends. I'm always taking people out to eat at expensive restaurants that they can't afford, along with doing other things that I never have and never will expect retribution for.

I'm cursed with the extremist nature of a dual-natured individual. I voice myself strongly, stick to things stubbornly, and feel passionately.

[Guest greyhalo]

Freak. Almost sounds like a Scorpio.

I'm a Scorpio, and that doesn't describe me at all...

[DarkVampire]

It does I.

[Guest greyhalo]

It does I.

It obviously doesn't have anything to do with zodiac signs though.

[SkYFiRe]

"Husband-shopping?"

I do like going out alone too. I go out to dinner by myself (with a book too) often. I'm just saying that the DGN dinner get-togethers are good for people who don't like to eat out alone. The sushi night was fun.

sushi night was awesome!

[n0Mad]

sushi night was awesome!

I concur.

[coed_doll]

It does I.

And, I...one slightly neurotic, sexual, Scorpio