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Still single ladies!

Someone claim me!

Act now soon and you also get a bonus!

Thats right! Claim me now and you can also have a live in boyfriend!!!!!

It's in amazing offer ladies but it won't last long so hurry while supplies last!

You can be the first woman on your block to own you're very own Chapel!

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I hate being single (When I was single)

&& always wish someone was with me, I never felt good enough. I think no one really likes being single, there are some people that can live being single I loved being single but there where times where you wished someone was there with me so on and so forth. I mean I'm taken by a really amazing guy but I feel extremely lonely without a girlfriend. ::kiss

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Some people really do genuinely prefer being single. While I am not one of them, I am happiest in a relationship (a regular relationship, this long distance thing is annoying as hell), when I am single I've noticed that I am more social and outgoing, as well as more productive. I like those aspects of it.

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I hate being single (When I was single)

&& always wish someone was with me, I never felt good enough. I think no one really likes being single, there are some people that can live being single I loved being single but there where times where you wished someone was there with me so on and so forth. I mean I'm taken by a really amazing guy but I feel extremely lonely without a girlfriend. ::kiss

Being single sucks. The hardest part was getting used to sleeping alone again and I'm not gonna lie that still is the hardest part.

Its easy to fall asleep when you pass out drunk though. :)

I don't have to have someone but I know I would be ten times better If I did.

I'm no good alone, too much trouble.

But hey as long as I have one night stands then at least there are sparse moments when I am not alone.

The rest of the time I can handle it.

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Still single ladies!

Someone claim me!

Act now soon and you also get a bonus!

Thats right! Claim me now and you can also have a live in boyfriend!!!!!

It's in amazing offer ladies but it won't last long so hurry while supplies last!

You can be the first woman on your block to own you're very own Chapel!

Requirements of live-in boyfriend:

daily chores

maintenance on house and car

sleep on couch

What you get:

bitched at

absolutely no sex

Sound about right?

Hey, I didn't take the name "Sinical" for nothing

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Requirements of live-in boyfriend:

daily chores

maintenance on house and car

sleep on couch

What you get:

bitched at

absolutely no sex

Sound about right?

Hey, I didn't take the name "Sinical" for nothing

Wow is this my ex-wife pretending to be Ice Queen?

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Requirements of live-in boyfriend:

daily chores

maintenance on house and car

sleep on couch

What you get:

bitched at

absolutely no sex

Sound about right?

Hey, I didn't take the name "Sinical" for nothing

Sorry.....the qualifications set forth do not meet a chapels standards.

A chapel is like a mogwai and needs much love and attention.

Or he turns into a Gremlin.

And we all seen the outcome of that now haven't we?

:yes

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Being single sucks. The hardest part was getting used to sleeping alone again and I'm not gonna lie that still is the hardest part.

Its easy to fall asleep when you pass out drunk though. :)

I don't have to have someone but I know I would be ten times better If I did.

I'm no good alone, too much trouble.

But hey as long as I have one night stands then at least there are sparse moments when I am not alone.

The rest of the time I can handle it.

I like sleeping alone...with my cats. I dated someone for over 3 years, and I didn't like having him snore next to me all night. Being single has its perks too. I can do whatever I want and see whomever I want without the guilt.

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