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Single because I tend to think stuff like this is funny...

58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition".

...and then I use the phrase in public! But to be fair that line makes sex sound really awesome...right?

Ha... I'd go out of my way to say things like that in public. That's awesome. I need to write more phrases I find to be hillarious down to use later. I had a party game like that once, it was great.

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Ha... I'd go out of my way to say things like that in public. That's awesome. I need to write more phrases I find to be hillarious down to use later. I had a party game like that once, it was great.

Well in that case I am going to as the next girl I see at the bar about "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition". But if I get slapped I am going to blame you...and you will say that you are sorry for making me do that.

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For those of you that noticed that even the Ice Queen was considering a break from the single life, I would just like to say.....I am so flippin' thrilled I came to my senses! I am 100% enjoying the single life, and all the wonderful things it can bring. I am just too damn sexy to be confined in the restraints of a "relationship". :p

I said "restraints" :drool

No, but seriously, I am very much enjoying the single life and it's perks. Yes, it is different for me then probably a lot of people. I am living it up while I can. :thumbsup:

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For those of you that noticed that even the Ice Queen was considering a break from the single life, I would just like to say.....I am so flippin' thrilled I came to my senses! I am 100% enjoying the single life, and all the wonderful things it can bring. I am just too damn sexy to be confined in the restraints of a "relationship". :p

I said "restraints" :drool

No, but seriously, I am very much enjoying the single life and it's perks. Yes, it is different for me then probably a lot of people. I am living it up while I can. :thumbsup:

You got the opportunity. Use it.

Still single. The only voice I hear at night is Shin Chan's "Ass dance! Ass dance! Ass dance!" or something similar. :X

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You got the opportunity. Use it.

Still single. The only voice I hear at night is Shin Chan's "Ass dance! Ass dance! Ass dance!" or something similar. :X

Did you know that Shin Chan's creator went missing on a hike a week or two ago in the mountains?

And they found his body a few days later at the bottom of the cliff he was heading out to find... :confused::cry

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Well in that case I am going to as the next girl I see at the bar about "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition". But if I get slapped I am going to blame you...and you will say that you are sorry for making me do that.

I think the odd are in your favor that she'll look at you with very confused eyes. If it's me you run across, I'll be laughing my ass off.

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