HAPPY FUN TIME ERISIANIAN OASIS

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Yay!

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Artist: King Missile

Song: Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for

a while, then out]

AHhaHAHahAHahAHhHhhahaaaahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chaoism

* As above, so below

I am the universe

The life force in us

Is the life force of the universe

The subtle force in us (aether)

Is the subtle force of the universe

The gross matter in us

Is the gross matter of the universe

To Chaos, nothing is true

And everything is permitted

Though it has limited itself

To the principle of duality

In building this world

For itself

Peter J. Caroll

:D I Love Peter J Carroll...Too bad I was reading his stuff at 15 and interpreted it the wrong way.

Chaos Is a great source of knowing,

but to some, they take it too far and immerse themselves so far into this world,

it defeats the purpose to be "In this world, but not of it"

BOOK!

:: Dissolving Co-dependency::

GREAT book, will come handy, and is a great spiritual tool.

yum yum Mer Ca Ba gumbo!

anyone want a bowl?

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OMG 23!

zorgggggg, I knew I liked you guyz!...even tho I can be a dick, I do apologize for the misunderstandings in the past.

Ignorance IS not BLISS....

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OMG 23!

zorgggggg, I knew I liked you guyz!...even tho I can be a dick, I do apologize for the misunderstandings in the past.

Ignorance IS not BLISS....

Tis' alright...I am known for me honesty...not my "NICE"...so I understand...

:D I Love Peter J Carroll...Too bad I was reading his stuff at 15 and interpreted it the wrong way.

Chaos Is a great source of knowing,

but to some, they take it too far and immerse themselves so far into this world,

it defeats the purpose to be "In this world, but not of it"

...there is NO "wrong" Way...not in the I.:O.:T.: anyhow...

Edited November 7, 2008 by Rev.Reverence

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Guy With Huge Head Not Even Smart

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Here you go all: http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Hippo

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Here you go all: http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Hippo

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Edited November 12, 2008 by Oh_My_Goth

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