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Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

~saying about words of encouragement by Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

~saying about words of encouragement by Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Yeah, but how many hours did they have to spend on hold? or in line at the bank? or trying to figure out how make the latest plug-in work? or in arbitration?

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Yeah, but how many hours did they have to spend on hold? or in line at the bank? or trying to figure out how make the latest plug-in work? or in arbitration?

Yeah...but how long do you spend hunting, farming, candle making/recycling, sewing 90% of your own garments, riding a horse (or walking) to work.....????? HUH? HUH?? HUH???

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Um, division of labor, dude. They had people for that.

..not only are you being absurd...you are incorrect....Ben had an extensive garden, a printing business, had to WALK to work...& more stuff too...I think he made booze...

anyways...MY point was: modern peoples are becoming weaker & weaker out of a reliance on technology.

..GodDamned-Discordians...

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How to become a POEE Chaplin

1. Write the The Erisian Affirmation in five copies.

2. Sign and nose print each copy.

3. Send one to:

The President of the United States

4. Send one to:

The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding

1021 IDI Street, Sacramento CA 94814

5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.

Then consult your pineal gland ;)

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How to become a POEE Chaplin

1. Write the The Erisian Affirmation in five copies.

2. Sign and nose print each copy.

3. Send one to:

The President of the United States

4. Send one to:

The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding

1021 IDI Street, Sacramento CA 94814

5. Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.

Then consult your pineal gland

;)

We did something similar in the late 90's...except we did NOT send one to the President...

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I cannot escape them

No matter how I try

They wait for Me everywhere

I cannot pass them by.

Driving down the street

I see "Jesus Is Lord"

And then immediately after

I hear the word "FNORD!"

Innocuous sayings and parables

And on the evening news

I hear the word "FNORD!"

And suddenly I'm confused

I sit alone in my room

And I'm feeling rather bored

I turn on the tube and guess what?

I hear the word "FNORD!"

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Not By Me :biggrin:

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