HAPPY FUN TIME ERISIANIAN OASIS

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STONED

NOT STONED

SEMI-STONED

EXTREMELY FUCKING STONED

[Oh_My_Goth]

STONED

NOT STONED

SEMI-STONED

EXTREMELY FUCKING STONED

:rofl: :rofl:

Holy F'n shit fuck..... That iz some funny shit.....

I you special kidz.....

Edited May 31, 2008 by Oh_My_Goth

[Angel of Death]

this is like me new fav pic...

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Oh_My_Goth]

!!!!!Freaky!!!!!

[phee]

*Wonders how they got a camera in his living room*

[Homicidalheathen]

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[phee]

OK... I will play too

[Rev.Reverence]

***RUNS BY NAKED***

[phee]

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Can you explain FURTHER................Oh Wise ST. PHEE?

[Scales]

:rofl: :rofl:

Holy F'n shit fuck..... That iz some funny shit.....

I you special kidz.....

I do what I can.. grand delusions of this limited edition Michael Jordan shoe,

talking to me during three month hybernation periods passing down punch/sprite refills, prophetic visions, and diverse forms of analgesic perspectives of an otherwise mundane materiality will also help, in which I am a floating biological pawn in a rigged, slanted Chess game, slowly falling towards an open whole in the ground where all of my matter will cease to exist and the pointlessness inherit in all consciousness will come to a single point where the theme of Mash will begin playing, and if there is a God, he will allow me to spiritually strangle myself with my ghost tail while flicking off Casper.

..someday that bastard is going to die..

..again..

Then afterwards in the distant future, the world will turn to a Bill Cosby approved sea of chocolate pudding where giant gummy worms fight giant Oreos in the ultimate battle for control of whatever the hell Sector 18 1/4 is. This will mark the beginning of 14 hour days where all Starbucks are open in unison with Taco Bells. It aims to provide a set of free high-quality paper cups. Bill bought two just yesterday when he was grocery shopping for sorcerer's dog meat.

Yeah, that's what I said to. It was pretty messed up.

[Rev.Reverence]

Then afterwards in the distant future, the world will turn to a Bill Cosby approved sea of chocolate pudding where giant gummy worms fight giant Oreos in the ultimate battle for control of whatever the hell Sector 18 1/4 is. This will mark the beginning of 14 hour days where all Starbucks are open in unison with Taco Bells. It aims to provide a set of free high-quality paper cups. Bill bought two just yesterday when he was grocery shopping for sorcerer's dog meat.

Yeah, that's what I said to. It was pretty messed up.

IS THIS ANY TIME ^FORL...O...N...G ^D_IV_IS_ION?!?!?

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Oh_My_Goth]

AAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

HOLY SCHNIEKIES, THAT IS A FREAKIN' HUGE GUMMY BEAR!!!!!

Edited June 2, 2008 by Oh_My_Goth

[Angel of Death]

Death by OREO

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[phee]

ITS RAINING MEN!!! Ouch.... look out everyone... they can kill you with a direct hit!

[Rev.Reverence]

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