What A Strange Day...

[Homicidalheathen]

Roseville is a weird town. Ok, on the side of the bowling alley it says in huge letters with apostrophies around it...

'Score More'

Nice. Classy.

People always try to get me to race down Gratiot, the cruise strip....how can I refuse? Din' get caught though.

Heh.

(and I won of coarse, I have the speed AND the skills)

So anyway I am getting over a baaad chest infection.......this being my only day off in a few I am running my ass off trying to get the shopping done and house cleaning and errands.....

And I am dead tired. I had to go do a perm and the lady has major health issues so I stayed all weekend helping her out but she wont go to the doctor (her feet are the size of footballs...???!!)

We kept passing the cold/chest infection back and forth, her me and the kid... and I am FINALLY getting better..

So I am coming out of Napa auto parts and there is this nasty lookin homeless guy coming at me on the sidewalk with his many bags of dumpster divin treasures...and he turns MY WAY and sneezed ALL OVER ME!! Seemed on purpose!

Well I tell my man and he asked if I smacked him lol he used to be such a non violent person......boy have I opened his eyes to the world. Ya let people hurt ya and they just go do it to someone else so your NOT doing the world any favors. Ya know?

Could be a kid next time......so I am all in favor of proper ass kickins.

Then he says you mighta got aids lol my man is so naive....you cant get aids from a frickin sneeze.

After this he says well I am glad you bugged me to go to the doctor cause they found something this time, it may effect our/my sex life permanently.......good thing we are totally open and honest.

It would def explain some things as well...

So then my buddy calls and I feel bad cause I had to dis him yesturday and won't be able to make it later cause of this...

I missed Beltane and the party this weekend cause I had ta work and shit.

Now I got this other guy I was suppose to hang out with today but I didn't make it on time......

Good news though this other person I used to talk to a lot is back in my life and we are getting together soon and its going to be GOOOOOD. He lives near me, which is good as its taking damn near 50 bucks to fill the damn tank now.

I did some things today that made me feel like a dirty lil ol lady lol

But then I got this bad news and wanna stay home now to be supportive.

And I go to see my tailor on Gratiot........his name is Habib. He is sooo cute. He is as short as me. Full grown man. Wish my mom in law would consider dating.......He may not be as cute as the first one I tried to hook her up with but he is her age and still works full time in his own buisness and they both like to sew......

Oh well she loved Gunter so much she never will even though he told her too. Thats so sweet.

Prob wouldn't date a Mideastern man anyway....

I tried to hook her up with this park maintanence guy who is 70....very attractive.....but she said no. He is white too...good shape, not a lot of money.......but good for just a fling. She says she has never had much of a desire......that is sooo not me. I am um full of it all the time lol.

So anyway I go to the store and they have this shit up so high I can't reach it and I get an avalanche on my head.

And there is this lady that works there and she gives me a dirty look and heavy sigh cause she has to help me pick the shit up! WTF?

I lost 40 bucks but I found it later....but I did lose a 5 spot someplace......my pocket had a hole.

I came home and my dog is laying on the deck sleeping while a frickin squirrel digs up my newly planted seeds...

My pants are too long and I tripped over them and sent my orange flying under my desk.......

Someone let a shopping cart hit my car and it has a scratch now.......that was about noon I guess.

I go to another store for kitty litter and the cash register breaks ON MY ORDER so it took 10 minutes to pay for 1 fucking box.

Now this may not be a Roseville happening.....but it could be anywhere.....and it is only a few blocks from the border.

I have mentioned many times the stranger danger I see cause I live by an elementary school.....I report.......the cops watch for a few days.....and forget about it.

The guys never get caught.

And I have seen some shit let me tell you.

Well this guy is parked down the street takin pics of kids comin out after school so I park in front of him and glare at him.....and he starts to leave so I pull out and block him for a min......then I go behind him but he takes off and get this, his plate is too old to make out the letters....bet it wasn't even his.

I was late for an appointment cause I gotta do the cops job........

But If I am drivin home late at night they will find any reason to pull me over, cause basically they want to enforce martial law where we adults have 10 oclock curfew and we stay home all the time and 'just be good'.

Fuck that. I am not some perv hurting people wtf?

Was there a 'lets get Windy' meeting in the office of spirits that run the cosmos or something this morning?

My kid was being a grump too.

[Miranda]

Well... at least is was eventful.

[Homicidalheathen]

LOLs never a boring moment in my life thats for sure.

And that lady I help out for a lil xtra cash? We went in the bedroom to talk privatly while her ex picked up the boy....cause he is a nosy good for nothing non paying of child support a numero uno ass wholio and he steals her cigs with 14 bucks in it.