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Wow... I have LOTS of DGN crushes. It started with just two, and now it's giant crush-splosion!

I'll only act on things if I get some sort of indication that the feeling is somewhat mutual.

Though I will admit, only two of them are actual like wanna relationship type crushes.

The rest are more like wanna bone you type crushes.

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For me, it's more like being giddy and excited. I like that feeling. :blushing

I don't like having crushes.  I hate feeling all silly and stupid.

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Crushes come and go.  How about a thread of true deep freindships made on here?  I can name at least 3 or 4.  I am overwhelmed.......and I love it.

Good freinds rule over a fuck any day.

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Ahh, my twin...

I value a good friendship over a sexual whatever. Good friends are hard to find, a fuck can be found anywhere.

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At least someone else besides me thinks of crushes as a poistive thing. They can just be fun. They don't have to lead to heartbreak and rejection.

Crushes are cool. I have one. It's cool.

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So I just read 20 pages of crushes and I realized a few things

1 Yes, Dynomite you have posted on here before. One of your old posts is listed below

2 You all have some very disparate views of what a crush is.

3 You all REALLY want each other. Admit it! DGN ORGY AT CC TONIGHT!

4. Does every guy have to destroy Nienna's heart? What's wrong with you people <realizes shouting at people who probably arent even reading this :nut sorry>

5. If you read all the posts up until mine and then read mine, it would take the exact same amount of time!

(The one comfort in that is,

those lucky few who actually bother to read my rants,

either:

like me, or

are seriously deranged.

And I must warn you,

if you would like to be a future paramour of mine, you probably are both.

My definition of a crush is not just someone who's hot.

When there's my piggy posted her pics, I literally heard drool hitting keyboards all around Michigan. (I now realize, instead of wasting good sleeping time asking people to question themselves in another thread, I could have told all the women to check her out. Now, for the men, I haven't posted my picture yet, but, have patience, ye of little faith)

That said, she seems so cute and sweet in her posts and other pics, if I saw her I'd probably just want to give her a big hug. (Of course, I'm sure I'm in the minority. I'll let the rest of you fight over her.)

Rozzlyn- I found someone very cool to agree with. It's freaky, though. At one point in that thread I was ready to say "And I believe in raping baby elephants" to see if he'd agree.

I love your mind but 2 things are in the way of a crush

1. My dick is too long (And let me tell you something, I never thought I would ever be saying that in my entire life.

-I really don't thing it's all that-

I'm sorry I was going to move on, but I think I'm going to say it again. <Can't... control...urge...for...infantile self-gratification>

My dick is too long My dick is too long My dick is too long =) =) =) =) I promise I my won't dick say it is again in this

too long post.

I'm sorry for gloating over a barrier to lifelong romance but my ego is not very big and I'd actually prefer it being stroked every now and again. (Every member of the hairy palm club, tilt your head back and bark at the moon)

That and reason 2...

2. If I met you, I believe we would talk our way out of romance-and-straight-into anger-and-we-would-go-on-a-worldwide-homicidal-killing-spree-decimating-everyone-that disagrees-with-us,-and-soon-there-would-be-no-one-left-except-you-and-I-and there-would-no-fun-because-then-there-would-noone-to-oppose-and-life-would-lose-all-meaning-except-for-my-newfound-fetish-with-dashes-and-your-love of-the-Beach-Boys-...Wait a minute, I've just been dreaming about BS9 again. I hate surprise twist endings to my fantasies.

Anyway it wouldnt work.

If I defined a crush as someone I found attractive, I dont even know where I'd begin.

You all are some sexy bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

A few of my faves

i find myself being quite a bit interested in the people who are more controversial, seem well read- or at least will go out of their way to prove a point and not back down. who have a different point of view. and are sort of "geeky" i guess.

wouldn't call that a "crush" but just notice that is who i pay more attention to here.

Dynomite, I piss off more people on DGN by 5AM, then most people do all week.

I should have your attention more intensely rapt than Alex's were when his eyes were pried open by a metal device in A Clockwork Orange.

I'm not so sure that Hooked On Phonics worked for me....

Maybe Not. And I find that, irrespective of those cute kids attests, Hooked On Phonics does not provide the great stories of say ...

Hooked on Meth or

Hooked on XTC (a fondness for The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead is fairly benign though)

or

Hooked on a relationship-where-you're-both-hooked-on-meth-and-XTC-and-mostly-your-hooked-on-each-other-and-the-codependence-is-even-more-breaking-than-your-habit-which-is-so-extreme-that-even-your-cat-decided-to-start-shitting-in-the-crackden-down-the-street-because-it-was-more-inviting-but somehow-less-breaking-than-your-jaw-after-your-partner-mistook-you-for-a-10 foot-albino-officer-and-smashed-into-it-while-screaming-YOU-THINK-YOUR-SO GOTH,-PIG,-WELL-I-BUY-MY-PANCAKE-MAKEUP-FROM-MAC.-which-he-does-which is-why-youre-now-in-the-crack-den-begging-the-cat-to-take-you-back-and-you have-no-idea-what-your-real-hair-color-was-but-youre-sure-you-never-bought that-shade-of-green-and-brown-before-and-you-just-starting-dreaming-of-BS9 again-and...

well, anyway, those would provide better stories, but the downfall, of course, would be those surprise twist endings I warned about earlier

Me too. I want everyone to want me. :p (*cue Cheap Trick*)

They do. And if you want a gothy twist on it, (as requested) write tortured songs about how none of them know the REAL you. Rinse, then repeat, until the 80s come back in style and you start selling platinum records.

Never had a crush on any DGNers... EVER !

Yeah right.  I might be up unto double digits at this point actually.  :fear  :happy:  :ohmy:

I just want to remind you that by crushing on anyone who spreads the word about DGN, you are setting the bar WAY TOO LOW.

Crushes come and go.  How about a thread of true deep freindships made on here?  I can name at least 3 or 4.  I am overwhelmed.......and I love it.

Good freinds rule over a fuck any day.

Was that all I was to you? I'm not just a piece of meat DAMMIT!

:tear :cry

My Bizarre Crushes

The JarodakaMister thumbpic

I'm not attracted to Jarod, nor do I have a crush on him, but I do crush on his thumbpic. Because everytime I see it, I get a smile on my face. And I need that a little more these days. I PM'd him about but I am now making my crush public, so he does not change it the way so many of you do five seconds after I got used to your last thumbpic.

My fantasy is that on one day, every person I encounter, their face will be replaced by The Jarodakamister thumbpic and I will smile all day long and

that day will be the happiest day of my life. (One can dream, can't he?)

TomCat's nihilism

You are like a superhero of doom and negativity. You have an uncanny talent of finding a cloud in every silver lining. Whenever I want to laugh and feel like everything is hopeless at the same time, I turn my pathetic, worthless, eyes to you. And for that, I have a crush on TomCat's nihilism.

Now that 90% of you have left the room, and the other 10% of you are the voices in my head...

My thought of a crush is someone who intrigues me, whether by their looks or their personality, and the more I know about them, the more interesting they become.

I have crushes on two people here. It's no secret of who they are, and I have a feeling that half of DGN shares my crushes so I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Since I'm borderline retarded when it comes to utilizing these sites, I didn't even know how to use the "gallery" before I formed them. Then I saw them, and my feeling just grew afterwards.

I look forward to their posts and am always happy and a little nervous when I know they're online. They're both beacons of light and warmth in this dark world.

Since they're both attached, I hope to be counted as their friend some day.

(I already view you two as mine.)

:swoon:happy:

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If nothing else......your getting through to me with your sense of humor. :cool

So I just read 20 pages of crushes and I realized a few things

1 Yes, Dynomite you have posted on here before.  One of your old posts is listed below

2 You all have some very disparate views of what a crush is. 

3 You all REALLY want each other.  Admit it! DGN ORGY AT CC TONIGHT!

4. Does every guy have to destroy Nienna's heart? What's wrong with you people <realizes shouting at people who probably arent even reading this :nut  sorry>

5. If you read all the posts up until mine and then read mine,  it would take the exact same amount of time!

(The one comfort in that is,

those lucky few who actually bother to read my rants,

either:

like me, or

are seriously deranged.

And I must warn you,

if you would like to be a future paramour of mine, you probably are both.

My definition of a crush is not just someone who's hot.

When there's my piggy posted her pics, I literally heard drool hitting keyboards all around Michigan.  (I now realize, instead of wasting good sleeping time asking people to question themselves in another thread, I could have told all the women to check her out.  Now, for the men, I haven't posted my picture yet, but, have patience, ye of little faith)

That said, she seems so cute and sweet in her posts and other pics, if I saw her I'd probably just want to give her a big hug.  (Of course, I'm sure I'm in the minority.  I'll let the rest of you fight over her.)

Rozzlyn- I found someone very cool to agree with.  It's freaky, though.  At one point in that thread I was ready to say "And I believe in raping baby elephants" to see if he'd agree. 

I love your mind but 2 things are in the way of a crush

1.  My dick is too long (And let me tell you something,  I never thought I would ever be saying that in my entire life.

-I really don't thing it's all that-

 

I'm sorry I was going to move on, but I think I'm going to say it again. <Can't... control...urge...for...infantile self-gratification>

My dick is too long My dick is too long My dick is too long =)  =)  =)  =)                I promise  I my won't dick say it is again in this

too long post. 

I'm sorry for gloating over a barrier to lifelong romance but my ego is not very big and I'd actually prefer it being stroked every now and again. (Every member of the hairy palm club, tilt your head back and bark at the moon)

That and reason 2...

2.  If I met you, I believe we would talk our way out of romance-and-straight-into anger-and-we-would-go-on-a-worldwide-homicidal-killing-spree-decimating-everyone-that disagrees-with-us,-and-soon-there-would-be-no-one-left-except-you-and-I-and there-would-no-fun-because-then-there-would-noone-to-oppose-and-life-would-lose-all-meaning-except-for-my-newfound-fetish-with-dashes-and-your-love of-the-Beach-Boys-...Wait a minute, I've just been dreaming about BS9 again.  I hate surprise twist endings to my fantasies.

Anyway it wouldnt work.

If I defined a crush as someone I found attractive, I dont even know where I'd begin. 

You all are some sexy bitches!!!!!!!!!!!

A few of my faves

Dynomite, I piss off more people on DGN by 5AM, then most people do all week.

I should have your attention more intensely rapt than Alex's were when his eyes were pried open by a metal device in A Clockwork Orange.

Maybe Not.  And I find that, irrespective of those cute kids attests, Hooked On Phonics does not provide the great stories of say ...

Hooked on Meth or

Hooked on XTC (a fondness for The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead is fairly benign though)

or

Hooked on a relationship-where-you're-both-hooked-on-meth-and-XTC-and-mostly-your-hooked-on-each-other-and-the-codependence-is-even-more-breaking-than-your-habit-which-is-so-extreme-that-even-your-cat-decided-to-start-shitting-in-the-crackden-down-the-street-because-it-was-more-inviting-but somehow-less-breaking-than-your-jaw-after-your-partner-mistook-you-for-a-10 foot-albino-officer-and-smashed-into-it-while-screaming-YOU-THINK-YOUR-SO GOTH,-PIG,-WELL-I-BUY-MY-PANCAKE-MAKEUP-FROM-MAC.-which-he-does-which is-why-youre-now-in-the-crack-den-begging-the-cat-to-take-you-back-and-you have-no-idea-what-your-real-hair-color-was-but-youre-sure-you-never-bought that-shade-of-green-and-brown-before-and-you-just-starting-dreaming-of-BS9 again-and...

well, anyway, those would provide better stories, but the downfall, of course, would be those surprise twist endings I warned about earlier

They do.  And if you want a gothy twist on it, (as requested) write tortured songs about how none of them know the REAL you.  Rinse, then repeat, until the 80s come back in style and you start selling platinum records.

I just want to remind you that by crushing on anyone who spreads the word about DGN, you are setting the bar WAY TOO LOW.

Was that all I was to you? I'm not just a piece of meat DAMMIT! 

  :tear :cry

My Bizarre Crushes

The JarodakaMister thumbpic

I'm not attracted to Jarod, nor do I have a crush on him, but I do crush on his thumbpic.  Because everytime I see it, I get a smile on my face.  And I need that a little more these days.  I PM'd him about but I am now making my crush public, so he does not change it the way so many of you do five seconds after I got used to your last thumbpic.

My fantasy is that on one day, every person I encounter, their face will be replaced by The Jarodakamister thumbpic and I will smile all day long and

that day will be the happiest day of my life.  (One can dream, can't he?)

TomCat's nihilism

You are like a superhero of doom and negativity.  You have an uncanny talent of finding a cloud in every silver lining.  Whenever I want to laugh and feel like everything is hopeless at the same time, I turn my pathetic, worthless, eyes to you.  And for that, I have a crush on TomCat's nihilism. 

Now that 90% of you have left the room, and the other 10% of you are the voices in my head...

My thought of a crush is someone who intrigues me, whether by their looks or their personality, and the more I know about them, the more interesting they become. 

I have crushes on two people here.  It's no secret of who they are, and I have a feeling that half of DGN shares my crushes so I'm not ashamed to admit it. 

Since I'm borderline retarded when it comes to utilizing these sites, I didn't even know how to use the "gallery"  before I formed them.  Then I saw them, and my feeling just grew afterwards. 

I look forward to their posts and am always happy and a little nervous when I know they're online.  They're both beacons of light and warmth in this dark world.   

Since they're both attached, I hope to be counted as their friend some day.

 

(I already view you two as mine.)

:swoon  :happy:

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Good, someone else remembers that!  People often look at me funny when I do that...

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I was amazed that no one had posted it yet

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