Funniest Moments Of You

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

well....there is the "hippo humping" incident...and I just told Cher this...and she will probably die from laughter...

my first...and to date only...trip to the Detroit Zoo is coupled with one of the greatest shots of me anyone has ever seen....unfortunately, I don't have the pic anymore...but I can describe the situation, and you can all imagine while laughing.

so...the first thing I see, right outside the gates, is that stone hippo...the one with the hollow stomach...I'm with my GF at the time and our friend Eddie. We decide "hey..group picture", so my gf hands the camera to some tourist, and then goes to stand at the face end of the hippo...who has a smile on his face and his nose about crotch height to her anyway.

Eddie decides that, as the shortest one, to crawl into the stomach of the hippo.

I, being the eccentric nutcase that I am, decide to attempt the "wild west mount" on the Hippo...you know..the one where they run up on the back end of the horse and leap over it's arse and into the saddle...yeah...that one.

I misjudged the height of the back end of the hippo...so there WAS a picture of me, hands on it's ass, mid leap, my crotch right below it's tail...legs off the ground and parted...looking to the camera and grinning (cuz I was stupid enough to think I was gonna make it)....yeah...and until 2 years ago, that image still existed...till my former GF decided to burn it, along with the rest of my pictures.

[hunhee]

I had my face painted green and was doing a rendition of Macbeth (the witch scene) in my basement.. "double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble" and I caught myself on fire.. w00t! thems hot flames!!! I wish I had that video... my teacher felt so bad about the whole thing (we only did one take) that she gave us extra points for it..

Way to go that extra step! haha

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

I had my face painted green and was doing a rendition of Macbeth (the witch scene) in my basement.. "double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble" and I caught myself on fire.. w00t! thems hot flames!!! I wish I had that video... my teacher felt so bad about the whole thing (we only did one take) that she gave us extra points for it..

Way to go that extra step! haha

so wouldn't it have been more like "double, double, toil and trouble...hey..I'm on fire...OMG..FLESH BUBBLE!!!"

[sass_in_the_pants]

There was the time I seductively ate my chill cheese fries.

I assure you it was not seductive.

It involved alot of me saying 'Whose been a naughty little cheese fry? Do you need a spanking, cheese fry?'

What? Yeah, like a good plate of chill cheese fries doesn't get you a little hot under the collar.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh my sides hurt

so wouldn't it have been more like "double, double, toil and trouble...hey..I'm on fire...OMG..FLESH BUBBLE!!!"

[Infidus713]

um lets see my biggest moment was just recently at Meijer garden.... we were taking some fun pictures with the statue of Fredrick Meijer and one of my friends sat on his lap and kissed him... i said i'll do you one better... so i straddled him put one hand in his crotch and one on his wifes boobs and my tits in his face… after my friend took the pictures I hear a bunch of hoots and hollers… and I turn my head and an entire trolley of people start clapping whistling and everything else… not to mention half of the people are old lol… and the tour guide was laughing over the intercom trying to talk but was laughing to hard to say anything… it was one of those moments where you almost had to be there lol

[Homicidalheathen]

I was caught accidently mooning my whole family on a chirstmas video...I sorta fell over helping the kids unwrap presents and was wearing a mini skirt and gstring and nice red sweater......well I mooned the vid camera it was hellarious....butt ha ha funny....

I hope she is not lying when she says she erased it and didn't show it to everyone......my family and our sense of humor...I know at least one cousin saw it so I think she is lying......I may have to sneak in and snag it one of these days.

[jynxxxedangel]

Does THIS answer your question????

My ex and I were completely SCHNOCKERED on St. Paddy's two years ago at Fibber McGee's, and this photo is the result. This is truly the worst photo of me, EVER. If you notice, we're both so utterly FECKED, our eyes don't match up!

I'd love to see anyone top THIS pic!!

[jynxxxedangel]

topped you say? This was after one looong (but good) night.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yep, that one's pretty bad, too!

If we were any smart, we would have deleted these pictures!!!!