The Chase

[Goth Brooks]

So I decide it's time to get off my lazy ass and go fill out some apps. I turn the hot water on, let my roomie's 2 behaved dogs outside, and grab the leash for the dumb pit.

She's not dumb, just hasn't been trained (at all.. i hate my roomie's lazy ass). So I put the leash on, let her out, and she spots geese. She takes off after 'em, rips the leash out of my hand, and I have to chase after her.

I have the huron river flowing behind my house. She chases the damn geese INTO the river. I run back to the house, throw on some boots, grab the kayak and head down stream after her.

Catching up to her, I grab the leash, tie it to the back of the kayak and drag her happy ass back to shore.

Walked her home, walked back to the kayak, and brought it home.

Now I'm stuck here, dirty and sweaty, smelling like wet dog and with no hot water.

I should've let the bitch drown... I really dislike this dog.

[Destroit]

Psssshhht...not the dog's fault for bein' a dog...

I'd drown your roommate . Then keep his stuff .

[Azeuron]

yeah but that includes the dog in question...so maybe not a good move

[Homicidalheathen]

It is not easy to train a full grown dog especially a stuborn pit but it can be done. There are people good with this...if you need a reference let me know...I have a lady we call dog wisperer she is excellent with dobies and pits.