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JOKE POST....

I HATE Ben n Jerry's ice Cream....because of their stupid "lets make it hip" names for their product. Lets take "Chunky Monkey" for example...I bought a container of if...opened it up, expecting smooth, rich ice cream and sweet, sweet monkey...but no...all there was was fudge, walnuts, and banana....THERE WAS NO FUCKING MONKEY IN THERE!!!!

I especially hate Chubby Hubby.. WTF.. I ate 3000 lbs of that shit my hubby never got a chubby.. :o

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I HATE ppl that eat pizza with a knife and fork....listen you prissy asshole....It's a fucking pizza...if the slice is too hot for you to lift by hand...wait a few seconds...then try again...too big of a slice?...learn to fold!!...don't want to ruin your suit...DON'T FUCKING WEAR A SUIT AND DECIDE YOU WANT PIZZA!!!!...same goes for BBQ ANYTHING....Buffalo Wings, etc....a suit is not "food with a sauce" clothing....if you want something to eat in a suit and have the least amount of a possible mess....eat crackers and sushi.

Sorry about that, my parents taught me to eat pizza in public with a knife and fork. :fakenopic: It's a habit now.

I don't at home or at a friends house. Just out in public. My parents were weirdly anal about manners.

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Sorry about that, my parents taught me to eat pizza in public with a knife and fork. :fakenopic: It's a habit now.

I don't at home or at a friends house. Just out in public. My parents were weirdly anal about manners.

You said anal manners... heh

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I hate the child-proof backing they put on over the counter pill strips. More than half the time I can't get them open without a steak knife or sharp scissors. Just what I want when it's 3 AM and my sinuses are so clogged that I can barely see is to be opening a package of benedryl with a butcher's knife. Seems like kids would just be more likely to slice their wrists open playing with the damn things.

Seriously, anyone with children under 10, just get a medicine cabinet with a lock so we can do away with child-proof crap alltogether.

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White people who try to talk like black people, whether it's serious or in jest, grates on my nerves worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.

I'm going to agree but clarify:

Suburban (or worse, rural) white kids that try to sound like inner city kids.

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White people who try to talk like black people, whether it's serious or in jest, grates on my nerves worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.

thats a wigger,usually that kind of trash comes from eithernorth Macomb,or north Oakland counties,yes they are very annoying.

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When you go into a store, and they won't even think about asking you for help because you look different.

I had no problems getting my potted plants into the cart, because it wasn't anything epic. Kneel down, pick up plant, stand up. While there was an older black lady *late 50's I want to say* struggling to pick up some sod. And the guy JUST WALKED ON.

Fuck that. I left my cart to help her. Fucking idiots.

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I hate math, we've been enemies for a long time.

I REALLY hate most other women. (yes I do have good reasons!)

I hate the fact that society plays up the idea that if your a good person that you will get good things...because it's a f*n lie! For insteance if your a kid who gets bad grades in school to begin with then when you get one A everyone applaudes you, but when you start out with good grades and the first time you get an F you never live it down...yet society tells us to strive to be "good citizens and people" and when you naturally are one you get screwed over. Well the real test of being a good person is the realizing the truth, that everyone but truely good people benefit from society, and then after that if you can still continue to be a good person without anything in return...then I believe you truely are one of the best people alive.

and I hate the fact that no one seems to give a s**t about anyone else anymore...and I mean TRUELY care about eachother...not this stupid trend of drunken one nighters and anyone will work as long as I can fuck them...

I also hate society...not all of society mind you...only the one I have grown up knowing...

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I HATE people that HAVE to lie and give you the most insane story possible to seem cool. COMON...seriously....it was only funny when Billy Murry did it in "Caddyshack"...anytime after that was completely useless. You don't own an army...there is not flying cars in your future...and your not going to inherit 75 million dollars...so WHY tell me this??....how do your lies make you cool???

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I HATE people that HAVE to lie and give you the most insane story possible to seem cool. COMON...seriously....it was only funny when Billy Murry did it in "Caddyshack"...anytime after that was completely useless. You don't own an army...there is not flying cars in your future...and your not going to inherit 75 million dollars...so WHY tell me this??....how do your lies make you cool???

Yep I know people like that.....

I hate that as well, it is sooooo fucked up that some people have to do that to feel special.....

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