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When people get a pet and don't bother to learn what its care, habitat, & time requirements are before they get it home. Every time I cruise Pets on craigslist there are always at least 3 or 4 "I bought this ball python/bearded dragon/chinchilla last month but now realize I don't have time for it". Dammit, we're talking about a LIVING CREATURE... not a fucking Wii. And where did people get the idea that iguanas are "easy" pets? They're not- they're mean, grow to be 4 feet long, and need daily handling to socialize properly. DO THE FUCKING RESEARCH.

Oh yeah... I also despise people who keep a dog tied up in the yard 24/7, never let it in the house, and don't interact with it in any way beyond feeding it. I never understand why these people have the poor damn beast in the first place.

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I hate when people don't discipline or supervise their children, and/or let them run the streets from sun-up 'til sundown. What a plague to unleash upon the people who live around you!

My kitty-corner neighbor is guilty of this social crime. I'm about ready to go out there with my belt and larrup every one of those kids, and then sock mom over the clothesline.

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Oh I just thought of one, people who do negative things for attention.

I had a friend (AS IN USE TO) she was so annoying. She would always talk loud, so that other ppl would here her, always talked on her cell in the middle of shopping, acted out in the strangest ways ect. She always wondered why she couldn't keep a BF and why no one liked her. She was clingy and overbearing.

At one point I told her we couldn't be friends any more. She callled me 3 days later saying she needed someone to take her to the hospital, I felt bad and caved.

BUT WE ARE NOT FRIENDS NOW. Thank god.

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I hate

~forgetting to put sunscreen on even those I'm a pale polish/german girl who burns after two minutes in the sun.

~abusive men. one guy learned you punch me in the face and brake my nose I will kick square in the junk.

~racists

~lima beans

~guys who automatically say they don't date bigger girls but will go for the moron cheerleader that they could break in two.

~sleeping alone

~working at mcdonalds because it's the only god damn job I can seem to get hired for around here.

~not being able to find a good man. I'm sick of attracting jackasses. where are all the good men!

~when my niece walks in my room at 8am asking for a werthers original lol

I'm sure theres a bunch more but Im in a decent mood tonight so I cant think of any.

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Cold weather & especially snow.

Fleas & mosquitos

When one of my animals is behaving oddly & I can't figure out why

When people talk on cell phones while driving in city traffic

No Child Left Behind

Standardized testing

Big stupid ill-trained dogs that jump and slobber all over you

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My car is BRIGHT RED .... the front end is NOT invisible. That means, you merge into my lane without a blinker, WATCH what your doing!!! Making me slam on my brakes to avoid taking my front end with you isn't my idea of fun.

most accidents belive it or not are grey or red cars.

grey is the same colour of tarmac at dusk

red is the same colour of the retina.

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I HATE people that HAVE to use catchphrases from TV shows. I love "Rob & Big" as much as the next person, but if I hear one more skinny kid try to put bass in his voice and yell "do work" one more time, I'm gonna go to jail for assault. I'm serious...this shyt's gotta stop...you are not a famous for anything....get your own damn catchphrases!!!

It's not that hard...all you gotta do is have a 15 IQ, put two words together, and say them CONSTANTLY....like "Do Work" or "That's Hot".

Try "I'm Retarded", "Toe Frog", or "Wizard Beater"....those are about the same amount of intelligence that your already using.

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I HATE stupid porn junkmail in your email account that makes no sense in the title, like "watch this hot lesbian take in the ass from her boyfriend" or "hey, check this out".

Ok...first off, it's not bad enough that your sending this to me in my email, thinking that as a 26 year old straight male in suburban America, I don't know how to find my own damn porn. Trust me...I know all the BEST sites for free stuff...and I know the raunchiest women in the field (I was really lonely as a child..shut-up). I don't need "Ben Iffleck" or "Jamie pudding" sending me 4th-rate porn.

Secondly, if she is taking it in the ass from her BOYFRIEND...she isn't a lesbian....she's a bi-sexual. If your going to be advertising porn, at least get the sexual titles right. Lesbians only like dick if it's metal, leather, ice, or urethane rubber. Also, I don't know two many lesbians that like it in the ass.

Third, if your gonna want me to open your email, then at least take some damn pride in your job....promote your smut properly. "Hey, check this out" isn't that attention getting to me. Now, if it was more along the lines of "Two British Sluts & a Double Ended Dildo...what more could you ask for?!?!"..hell..I'm game all day long.

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I hate strangers knocking at my door. When someone shows up unexpectedly, you can bet my "Brown Bess" and shillelagh aren't far.

I hate the sound of overstimulated police dogs barking, or any overly-excited Alsatian dog. They are insane, loose cannons, and downright SCARY. I have a dislike for any dog trained to attack; they are like a time bomb ticking, and usually the handler can't even handle them completely. The sound of a K-9 officer barking is enough to make me have FITS. I really don't like shepherds, as I have been bitten by them more than once in my life.

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