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alright but what about the razor i said shave not trim i need it to the skin.and better to make me purrrrr like walrus.

Mother fucker, you've been trying to get me to do it for like a year now and I always tell you that Raven would just LOVE to.

So...what's in it for me? What's yer offer, hmm?

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  • 5 months later...

I will do it...get me there and it's done :wink

but, I want something in return, if you know what I mean :spank

DAMN! Constantin, hey! Take her up on the offer so you can leave Pest and I alone! It sounds like an offer you can't refuse.

Zena, you have NO idea wtf you're in for...alls I have to say is good luck and hopefully you can stomach dealing with alllllll that haiiiiiir :ralph:. Btw, you will break at least 4-5 razors just trying to shave him, so stock up ahead of time.

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DAMN! Constantin, hey! Take her up on the offer so you can leave Pest and I alone! It sounds like an offer you can't refuse.

Zena, you have NO idea wtf you're in for...alls I have to say is good luck and hopefully you can stomach dealing with alllllll that haiiiiiir :ralph:. Btw, you will break at least 4-5 razors just trying to shave him, so stock up ahead of time.

LOL...thank you.. =P I will use my clippers first to get rid of most of the hair, then I will break out my Venus/ unless He has a better one, and I doubt it, b/c Venus is the SHIT :yes

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LOL...thank you.. =P I will use my clippers first to get rid of most of the hair, then I will break out my Venus/ unless He has a better one, and I doubt it, b/c Venus is the SHIT :yes

Pest thinks Venus sucks! I will direct him to this thread, I've been using those razors since high school and for me they have been nothing but win.

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Pest thinks Venus sucks! I will direct him to this thread, I've been using those razors since high school and for me they have been nothing but win.

I'll back him on that..."dude junk" has FAR too many nooks & crannies...ths Venus has a wide fat head...not too maneuverable...good on scalp though..

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Constantin has finally found a willing groomer! :rofl: I'd do it, but razor blades are too expensive to waste on the Sherwood Forest. :rofl:

Zena obviously hasn't seen George's back.. :p

lol..oh he is paying for the razors....I was thinking though, he is into pain, could just lite his back on fire...hmmm???? :thumbsup:

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It's been rumoured that Constantin may actually be the illegitimate son of the Hedgehog.. :rofl: :rofl:

"George, I am your father."

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

He's gonna kill me.

He's actually sitting right here atm, and the first thing I click on when logging into DGN is this thread and it was instant win :rofl: :rofl:.

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