gothicmom Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 I had thought about starting this topic a few days ago. Then I was catching up on the posts and there were some silly kids sayings. So, post your fav kids saying. Here's the one I remembered Milk, milk, lemonade turn the corner fudge is made!! theres hand motions too!!!! (point to one boob) Milk! (point to other boob) MILK! (point to the...uh...urinary area!) Lemonade! (then turn around and shake your butt) turn around fudge is made!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeDanGuy Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 Well we already established that apparently the song "Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms" is not universal. I still say it's a classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pixiefae Posted April 30, 2005 Report Share Posted April 30, 2005 Little bunny Foo Foo, is a favorite of mine. But as for kid's sayings, my son had not seen my father in some time. (My dad has a receeding hairline.) Upon seeing him, he sat next to him, looked at his head and touched his hairline and said "Grandpa needs some new hair." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 liar liar pants on fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 paradox said: liar liar pants on fire! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nose as long as a telephone wire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 jingle bells, batman smells robin layed an egg batmobile lost a wheel and joker got away HEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 (x) and (y) sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g 1st comes love then comes marriage then come (z) in a baby carriage! (see how we acculturate the youngins...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 I'm rubber Your Glue What ever you say bounces off me and stixs to you! Stix n stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me! THeres a place in France where the naked ladies dance THeres a hole in the wall where the men can see it all....... ^ right now that all of this song my kids knows but i here this often^ lilith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeDanGuy Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 ahahaha! I'm glad to see all these are universal. You never know what is just from your region, but I can say that growing up in central Illinois I heard all of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 Nanny nanny boo-boo Stick your head in doo-doo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 am not! are too! am not! are too! am not! are too! am not infinity! are too infinity plus one! am not infinity infinity plus infinity plus one! and so on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 lestat_and_lilith said: THeres a place in France where the naked ladies dance THeres a hole in the wall where the men can see it all....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> but the men don't care cuz they have no underwear my aunt and uncle taught me this one when i was little Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 (just now said by my daughter in regards to the pet parakeets) skyler humped cleo too much, now theres an egg! :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 1, 2005 Report Share Posted May 1, 2005 I see your hiney So bright and shiny You better hide it I'm gonna bite it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I see London I see France I can see your underpants!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 gothicmom said: I see London I see France I can see your underpants!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> theyre not white theyre not brown oh my god theyre falling down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 When your balls hit the walls it's RUPTURE!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulrev Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 What the fuck nobody has even brought this one out of the vault-- Lincoln, Lincoln, I've been thinkin' What in the world Have you been drinkin' Looks like whiskey Tastes like wine Oh my gosh it's turpentine.. Lol Or On top of old smokey.. All covered in blood I shot my poor teacher.. With a 44 slug. I went to her funeral.. I went to her grave.. Everybody threw flowers.. I threw a grenade.. Lol we were sick children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts mutilated monkey feet chopped up baby parakeet right in the middle of a muddy street and i forgot my spoon my only spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 gothicmom said: Milk, milk, lemonade turn the corner fudge is made!! theres hand motions too!!!! (point to one boob) Milk! (point to other boob) MILK! (point to the...uh...urinary area!) Lemonade! (then turn around and shake your butt) turn around fudge is made!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LMAO ~ I still say that! As a matter of fact, I taught my daught that when she was little and today we both sing it together.. god I'm horrible :grin B~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Soulrev said: On top of old smokey.. All covered in blood I shot my poor teacher.. With a 44 slug. I went to her funeral.. I went to her grave.. Everybody threw flowers.. I threw a grenade.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got into trouble on a number of occations singing this one. B~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? I got a lot of grief from this one when I was in sixth grade wearing a C-cup... man I hate kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 yea, but now i bet alotta them kids would like to see them nowadays. :whistling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Thats funny, last year I ran into an old school mate and all he did was look at my chest.. what a surprise! B~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 ManicQueen said: Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? I got a lot of grief from this one when I was in sixth grade wearing a C-cup... man I hate kids. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OMG!!!!! That too funny! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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