The Three Bandits' Twisted Corner

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[know_buddy_kares]

  Corpse_Ecstasy said:

I knew he was the sith/antichrist!

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[Rev.Reverence]

  know_buddy_kares said:

I knew he was the sith/antichrist!

..THAT, my friends; is why WE, stopped even COMMUNICATING with the likes of THEM...

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[know_buddy_kares]

  Corpse_Ecstasy said:

omg yes! BRRAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!

*cuddles* my god i've never met anyone like you ever

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[know_buddy_kares]

  Corpse_Ecstasy said:

I found your whole stash, trust me you won't be needing this with me anymore...

...but it'll still be kinkier if you use it anyway!

[Corpse_Ecstasy]

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Oh_My_Goth]

Manliness Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking

B. Screwing

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've

both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. No big concern of yours.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth

B. An oxymoron

C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.

C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Scoring Guide:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you

really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a

little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!"

[Oh_My_Goth]

Being a blonde for most of Me life I learned to love blonde jokes

A blonde and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blonde and says, " poor thing look at the dog with one eye."

The blonde covers one of her eyes and says "where?"

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,

the blonde's friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up

and said, Where?

[Oh_My_Goth]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[Angel of Death]

[tanuki1985]

[know_buddy_kares]

Heheheh... I like this clusterfuck I've started.

[DarkChylde]

  tanuki1985 said:

LOL thats funny! Originally I found that pic through google and was going to post it in the "rape anthem" thread, but however its already deleted now.

LMAO! wow, I never thought this thread would be big already!

Hide all your virgin bungholes and vaginas because the "RAPE ANTHEM" is coming back to a dark alley near you!!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

  Angel of Death said:

I wanna know who has been making comic strips of my mother....lol

[know_buddy_kares]

  Angel of Death said:

omfg!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WOW!!!! I really wonder how big of a hornets nest this would stir up if some random troop printed these out and posted them around his or her base...

don't look at me... I'd loose half my paycheck for a while if i got caught... i like my damn money too much lol.

[DarkChylde]

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

  DarkChylde said:

I TOLD YOU TO STOP MAKING ILLUSTRATIONS OF MY FACTORY!!!!!!

lmfao