The Three Bandits' Twisted Corner

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[Angel of Death]

There was a great kingdom far away. It was widely known for a very hot

princess with the biggest and most perfect tits in the world. She was the

lust of all men. But her over protective father executed any man that dare

come into a hundred yards of her. Now there was a horny young man

named Thomas, who lived in a house nearby the castle. He would spy

on the princess change into the nude and gaze at the world famous

breasts. One night Thomas could not take it any more, he wanted those

tits badly! He went to an old sage and asked for his advise. "I am

extremely horny! I want those to lick those tits all over!" he begged. The

sage thought about this and agreed to get him to do this, but Thomas

was to be his eternal slave. Thomas agreed, and that night they snuck

into the castle and into the princess’ chamber were they took her bras

and put itching powder all over them. Now the princess woke up and put

on her clothes, it was then she had a horrible rash on her breasts. The

king called the same wise sage to his courts and asked for a cure. "Ah!"

the sage exclaimed, "There is a young man nearby this castle with

magical cures. He must suck your daughters tits for as long as he says.

Only she can be cured by his lips." The king reluctantly agrees. Thomas

sat in his house, impatienly fidgrting. The door opened and he say the

princess come in with her tits pulled out of her tits. She was even hotter

than he imagined. Perfect blonde hair, beautiful pink nipples, and a hot

body to boot! He quickly rushed over and started licking and sucking her

tits. He was the happiest man alive. this went on for hours, then he let

the princess leave. Her itch was cured. the sage came to his house and

demanded he come to the hut for he had many chores for him now.

"Fuck off!" Thomas yelled. He shut the door in his face. the sage fumed,

his priceless services for nothing! He wanted revenge! That night....the

sage raided the castle again and went through the king’s drawers and

started pouring itching powder all over his underwear!

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[know_buddy_kares]

holy shit it's the 80's! acid washed jeans and a pink shirt!

and do my eye's deceive me? Is that fucking rescue ranger's that he's playing?

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here's an old one i forgot i made...

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and like i'd ever let crank forget this either... by the way... who the fuck made this?

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[Oh_My_Goth]

[Oh_My_Goth]

This crazy blonde babe, Celeste Mulet, is gearing up to do her first Ass Smoothie - you know, the frosty beverage thats brewed in the butthole of hot young ladies! Celeste is a huge ass slut and is always trying to find new ways to pleasure herself rectally.. in her anus. She decided that if she was indeed going to make a drink in her ass, she might as well make sure there is plenty of room to get as much smoothie as possible inside her tight brown butthole! Since this hot young blonde is very athletic and an avid softball player, she already had the perfect tool for shitpipe stretching - a baseball bat. Celeste thinks her ass and her pussy is the shiznitz, and it is! Like a good little slut, she fucked herself brutally with this gigantic baseball bat in her butthole and now it is a nice ass gape and ready for some smoothie action! Well done Celeste! Click the image above for pictures of Celeste’s ass stretching smoothie preperation

JOIN CELESTE AND ALSO GET FULL ACCESS TO ASS SMOOTHIE!

Tags: gaping assholes, I love you celeste

[know_buddy_kares]

This crazy blonde babe, Celeste Mulet, is gearing up to do her first Ass Smoothie - you know, the frosty beverage thats brewed in the butthole of hot young ladies! Celeste is a huge ass slut and is always trying to find new ways to pleasure herself rectally.. in her anus. She decided that if she was indeed going to make a drink in her ass, she might as well make sure there is plenty of room to get as much smoothie as possible inside her tight brown butthole! Since this hot young blonde is very athletic and an avid softball player, she already had the perfect tool for shitpipe stretching - a baseball bat. Celeste thinks her ass and her pussy is the shiznitz, and it is! Like a good little slut, she fucked herself brutally with this gigantic baseball bat in her butthole and now it is a nice ass gape and ready for some smoothie action! Well done Celeste! Click the image above for pictures of Celeste’s ass stretching smoothie preperation

JOIN CELESTE AND ALSO GET FULL ACCESS TO ASS SMOOTHIE!

Tags: gaping assholes, I love you celeste

where's the freaking link? Don't make me post 2girls1cup here goddammit!

But this reminds me of some fucked up story someone told me... forgot who... but some weird Japanese gay diner had this naked chef, and a few men diners. The chef took a bunch of raw eggs from a turkey baster, shot them up his ass... then shit the eggs onto the grill. Once done cooking, served them to the other men, who actually ate the crap. The grossest part of this story is the person who told it to me claimed to have actually witnessed the event.

Just knowing he was at a place like that made me feel really akward and I distanced myself from him as possible

[tanuki1985]

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Don't fuck with the dark side of the force you heathens!!!

[Oh_My_Goth]

where's the freaking link? Don't make me post 2girls1cup here goddammit!

But this reminds me of some fucked up story someone told me... forgot who... but some weird Japanese gay diner had this naked chef, and a few men diners. The chef took a bunch of raw eggs from a turkey baster, shot them up his ass... then shit the eggs onto the grill. Once done cooking, served them to the other men, who actually ate the crap. The grossest part of this story is the person who told it to me claimed to have actually witnessed the event.

Just knowing he was at a place like that made me feel really akward and I distanced myself from him as possible

I did not put a link 'cuz it did not show anything.....You had to sign up for the site, I just thought even the idea of it was hilarious.....

Here is a link to something like it if you are truly curious

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