The Three Bandits' Twisted Corner

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!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!

This post is not for the faint of heart!!!!!

If you can not handle bad jokes, please avert your eyes from this post!!!!!

!!!!!This is you last chance to skip this post!!!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.

What's brown and gurgles?

A baby in a casserole.

How do you make a man pregnant?

Stick a dead baby up his ass!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender!

How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips!!!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead!

How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

It depends on how hard you squeeze them.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was chained to a bumper

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?

Art.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

If you don't feel like taking a shower after reading that.....

Go look at the rest.....Some of them almost made Me a little ill.....

Dead Baby Jokes

[thewhiterecluse]

They never did catch the "cereal killer" lol.

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[Oh_My_Goth]

You are sooooooo going to Hell!!!!!

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You are sooooooo going to Hell!!!!!

you KNOW it was funny

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well since I'm already going to hell...

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[know_buddy_kares]

Yes.. that's some LOTR porn.....

....you're welcome

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Your Mom is so stupid...

* Your Mom is so stupid she robbed a bank for common sense.

* Your Mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe for making ice cubes.

* Your Mom is so stupid she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.

* Your Mom is so stupid she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.

* Your Mom is so stupid she could't even pass a blood test.

* Your Mom is so stupid she locked herself inside her car.

* Your Mom is so stupid she tried to shake hands with a palm tree.

* Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

* Your Mom is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on the Soul Train.

* Your Mom is so stupid she brought her car back because there weren't any gloves in the glove-compartment

* Your Mom is so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.

* Your mom is so stupid she got locked in a McDonalds and lost 150 pounds.

* Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtains.

* Your Mom is so stupid she can only count to twenty when she's barefoot.

* Your Mom is so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

* Your Mom is so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'Concentrate.'

* Your mom is so stupid she tried to return a donut because it had a hole in it.

* Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of a tree raking leaves.

* Your Mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

* Your Mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

* Your Mom is so stupid she came running with a bowl after someone mentioned it was chilly outside.

* Your Mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

* Your Mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

* Your Mom is so stupid she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away the W's.

* Your Mom is so stupid she watches 'The Three Stooges' and takes notes.

* Your Mom is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

* Your Mom is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

* Your Mom is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

* Your Mom is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

* Your Mom is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't remember the number for 911.

* Your Mom is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight

[Angel of Death]

A man walking down the street sees a sign on the side walk " HAND JOB

$100" so he walks in the shop and says to the lady behind the counter "

"100 bucks for a hand job thats a rip off. "

She replies "Come over here see that BMW parked over there, I paid for

that in cash by my hand jobs"

The man thinks then hands over the cash and gets the best hand job he

has ever had.

Two weeks later he’s walking down the same street and sees another sign

that reads"BLOW JOB $250" so he walks in the shop and says to the lady

behind the counter"250 bucks for a blow job thats a rip off"

She replies "Come over here see that huge boat down on the harbor, I

paid for that in cash by my blow jobs"

The man thinks then hands over the cash and gets the most amazing

blow job he’s ever had.

Same man power walks down the street no sign this time, he walks

straight into the shop anyways.

He says to the lady "I’ve had you hand job and your blow job but this time i

want the full deal"

The lady replies "come over here" He moves over with a huge grin on his

face"See that huge mansion on the water front " he starts to nod his head

still with the stupid grin on his face , then she says

"Well if i had a pussy I could have paid for that in cash"

[Angel of Death]

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."