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Yes...and then you'd have to be in one of those commericals with your significant other...

You know which one. The one with the couple laughing and smiling...holding hands and walking alongside each other romantically on the beach, gentle waves lapping at their feet as the sunsets in the distance.

Ahhh so serene...then the woman stops walking looks into the camera smiling and says: "I have genital herpes". Her husband stands by her saying "and I don't" to which she then looks lovingly at him, then back at the cameraman, saying proudly "And we're trying to keep it that way. That's why I take once daily Valtrex"

Leaving, you, the viewer in your La-Z-Boy confused and violated in your own living room saying to yourself, "OMFG WTF...I so for serious thought that was going to be a Banana Boat commerial or something...are they saying I'm gonna get butt herpes if I go to the beach?"

Don't let it happen to you people, BELIEVE in the SWEAVE.

nah.. if we were to make any sorta bizzare video... it would have to be really wrong...

Like catching maggots from monging or something

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Munging...isn't that...eww..I can't even say it...eww...my cousin was on a tyrade about that "sport"...ewwwww.

oh dude... it's munging that's right... just imagine... after about 10 dudes splooge in the corpse vagoo... you plant your lips around the vagoo... and a fat kid does a cannonball on the corpse shooting all the cum, rot, embalmbing fluids, and maggots down your throat!

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oh dude... it's munging that's right... just imagine... after about 10 dudes splooge in the corpse vagoo... you plant your lips around the vagoo... and a fat kid does a cannonball on the corpse shooting all the cum, rot, embalmbing fluids, and maggots down your throat!

Yes, sir, that is correct.

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your mother...!!

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?

A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?

A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have

you done wrong?

A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody

at the party except you.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?

A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?

A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?

A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but

you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: Why did god create women?

A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge.

Q: Why did god create women?

A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge.

Q: What's got two legs and bleeds?

A: Half a dog..

Q: What is the definition of confusion?

A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Q:What's the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of babies?

A: You can't shovel rocks with a pitch fork.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A: Ask your mother...!!

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?

A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common?

A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?

A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have

you done wrong?

A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody

at the party except you.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.

Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?

A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?

Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?

A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?

A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but

you just can't beat a blow job.

Q: Why did god create women?

A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge.

Q: Why did god create women?

A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge.

Q: What's got two legs and bleeds?

A: Half a dog..

Q: What is the definition of confusion?

A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Q:What's the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of babies?

A: You can't shovel rocks with a pitch fork.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

omfg 20 blind lesbians at a fish market!! CLASSIC!!!

here's one of my personal favorites for the group...

What's slimey and bloody and crawling up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

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