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this thread will never die...

i just saw an iraqi in the cleanest white clothes the other day shit himself bad.. it was the funniest thing.. poor bastard couldn't hold it i guess..

augh i'm left with no way of entertaining anyone here without being able to use my own computer...

shit stains...

What...no pictures of such?

Aww... :crybaby:

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What...no pictures of such?

Aww... :crybaby:

heh i wish.. when i grabbed my camera and tried to run back out my sgt stopped me and freaked out about it..

fuckin fag...

things are slowly but surely getting dumber each day here.. some people, i swear to god, should NOT be allowed to give other's orders PERIOD....

I'm on a same base as a bunch of brit soldiers...

jesus fucking christ topless sunbathers...

man i wish i was in the british military

fuck all this noise

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Sorry that I havnt been keeping up on this thread. Lately my ideas has been stale and I've been a bit under the weather.

This one time when me and crank was at krogers in roseville, there was this huge fat chick that worked the register. Her ass was so big that she almost looked like a centaur where someone could literally ride her ass with a horse saddle.

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Sorry that I havnt been keeping up on this thread. Lately my ideas has been stale and I've been a bit under the weather.

This one time when me and crank was at krogers in roseville, there was this huge fat chick that worked the register. Her ass was so big that she almost looked like a centaur where someone could literally ride her ass with a horse saddle.

Ten points goes toward the dork that just made coffee come out my nose...

I could just IMAGINE you and Crank all "YEE HAW!" on some HUGE lady, saddle and everything, while she's all bucking like crazy rolls just flopping all over the place like the waves of the ocean...and then eventually you'd sink into her ass and never be seen again just like the poor dog she never was able to find...

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cher.. you're going to love the plot me and my new girlfriend have going on... heheheheheehhh... it's against someone you HATE... i can't say the name on here but holy sheep shit, this is gonna be fuckin huge.

Also.. since my ex is still trying to be lil miss "i'm not with my ex!" and thinking i'm going to fall for the fake shit after catching her red handed.....

i'm "back with her" only to leave all sorts of cheesy lovey comments on her myspace to piss her ex off and ultimately, make her life an utter hell.. maybe it'll teach her a lesson not to fuck with people's emotions like this..

but god i love chaos and disaster.. and i've found the perfect girl to feed that need mwahahahahahaha!!!!!

pwnin noobs since 2001 when i got my first taste of revenge and have been an addict ever since!

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Ten points goes toward the dork that just made coffee come out my nose...

I could just IMAGINE you and Crank all "YEE HAW!" on some HUGE lady, saddle and everything, while she's all bucking like crazy rolls just flopping all over the place like the waves of the ocean...and then eventually you'd sink into her ass and never be seen again just like the poor dog she never was able to find...

Trying to ride that fat bitch be like trying to ride the x-zone. A dimension where theres no return.

Lol oh ya shouldve been there though, in person was way lot more funnier. You wouldve laughed hard from the comments me and crank was whispering. :whistle:

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Hahaha! Thats wrong yet so funny.

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