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Manliness Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking

B. Screwing

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've

both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. No big concern of yours.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth

B. An oxymoron

C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.

C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Scoring Guide:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you

really are a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a

little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!"

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Being a blonde for most of Me life I learned to love blonde jokes

A blonde and a red head were walking along a path in a park. The red head turns to the blonde and says, " poor thing look at the dog with one eye."

The blonde covers one of her eyes and says "where?"

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly,

the blonde's friend said, Oh, look, a dead birdie. The blonde looked up

and said, Where?

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LOL thats funny! Originally I found that pic through google and was going to post it in the "rape anthem" thread, but however its already deleted now.

LMAO! wow, I never thought this thread would be big already!

Hide all your virgin bungholes and vaginas because the "RAPE ANTHEM" is coming back to a dark alley near you!!

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omfg!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WOW!!!! I really wonder how big of a hornets nest this would stir up if some random troop printed these out and posted them around his or her base... :whistle:

don't look at me... I'd loose half my paycheck for a while if i got caught... i like my damn money too much lol.

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