Soulrev Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 You know you're getting old and scary when this happens.. I was driving down the road the other night.. Was behind another car and I see these teenagers act like they're going to jump out in front of the car, just to see them freak out and swerve.. So They tried doing it to me.. Heh. I stopped, slammed it in reverse, rolled down the window and was like "Why don't you little fucks find something better to do?" and they're all standing there staring at me with looks of fear on their faces, and I said "Watch what the fuck you're doing before you piss off the wrong person" and drove off.. I dunno why I was such a dick, I used to do that shit when I was about their age, too but I guess it's just a sign that I'm getting old.. Eugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 now you're doing the grown up shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Don't even get me started. Anyone seen my walker? What were we talking about again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 what is this detroit geriatrics dot net? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothicmom Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 "I don't get these kids wearing thier hair all down in the eyes! That would drive me crazy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 "Why don't you little fucks find something better to do?" and I said "Watch what the fuck you're doing before you piss off the wrong person" and drove off.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When I was younger I remember doing things that got those kind of responses from other drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomeDanGuy Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 ahahaha, you ARE getting old! My "I'm getting old" moment came when I realized that I now enjoy watching the news frequently. I used to make fun of my grandma for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goth Brooks Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I swerve at kids and try hitting them, when they try that crap. The look on their faces is priceless, and if I ever accidently clip one, well I bet they won't do that again. A driver would get in trouble anyways, so why not actually teach the kid a lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I refuse to feel old, look old and think like an old person. They'll have to drag me kicking and screaming from the stage of youth! :devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I'm not old.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Of course your not Brenda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Hey, it never hurts to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I was agreeing with you. :fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I know that. I'm just making it abundantly clear that I'm not old like The Dark and Phee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 your only as old as the man/woman/other your feeling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 I dunno. These people don't have much life experience. I had a homeless man almost fall in front of my car once. (He was drunk). If I had run him over I would have been drug tested quite possibly and although I was not high I always have THC in my system as I have Diverticulitis. Now I would have been charged and locked away and it wouldn't have been my fault. They are just immature and unexperienced. I have seen people do stuff like that only to accidently slip and really hurt themselves. Isn't that why we stopped acting stupid? We don't heal as easy now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilith Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 We don't heal as easy now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thats deffinatly when i started to feel old when is tarted not to heal up quickly or when things that never hurt befor now hurt regularly, or at the end of the night of work my finger refuse to wrk properly after rummmaging through money all night. Also that one night when i realized keeping up with an 18 yr old all night laid me out for a few days versus the i got 2 hrs of sleep lets do it again stuff. lilith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 HEY! Phee and I are not old.. we are.. um.. What do they call fine wine when it's ready? Aged.. thats it.. We are Aged to perfection or something silly like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Right, Grandpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Dark Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Don't make me spank you... If forced to, I'll give you one whack for every year you, phee and I are old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 You don't scare me! Spank away, pops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyWindstone Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 ok I'm old. I"ll admit it. I even found gray hairs to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulrev Posted May 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Yeah Brenda isn't old.. Damn if only she wasn't married.. I mean.. Did I say that out loud? rofl.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 You're too cute, Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sunday9 Posted May 2, 2005 Report Share Posted May 2, 2005 Have some of you over 30 crowd find you just don't care about the same things you used to? For example whenever a band I like was coming to town I used to be the first in line for tickets. Now I just think it's a waste oftime. I'm not going to VNV Nation or Kraftwerk or Assemblage 23. 5 years ago I would have considered it priority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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