The Ladder Theory

[Goth Brooks]

http://www.laddertheory.com/

The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women

are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women

sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex. It is based upon

many years of sociological field testing, and was first conceptualized in

1994 in Exeter, CA by Dallas Lynn with acknowledgments to Jared Whitson for

his role in formalizing the theory.

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

1. The guy is gay

2. The guy does not find you attractive

3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:

1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.

2. Comply.

Remember

...this only works if you are honest with yourself. Number one is of course something that guys hear all the time. Intellectual Whores refers to it as the Kiss of Death. It is more likely that he will jump you eagerly.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

[know_buddy_kares]

Sadly, I've read this, and as bluntly as it's put.. it actually is true. Cept in my case, I tend to have the friends ladder too... and apparently not to many girls i associate with have that ladder interestingly enough...

Jesus christ If i were to tell you all the drama i've been going through since I became a taken man.. 3 girls fucking PISSED... one of them of 4 year friendship just dropped me out of her life (whatever) and the other two been bawling their eyes out...

Yet they wanted nothing but a friendship before i hook up. Eh fuck those drama queens.