Best of Craigslist

[AstralCrux]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/697782542.html

This one is priceless!

[AstralCrux]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/652240333.html

[Msterbeau]

This thread will be 150 pages in a day if we posted all the hilarious Craigslist stuff...

[AstralCrux]

Are you plotting to post whore?

[Msterbeau]

Are you plotting to post whore?

I don't have to plot. I just do it. But to answer your question... No... not here.

[MissKitty]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/mon/652240333.html

Are you even kidding me? That's sad, and funny....but mostly sad........or funny....I can't quite decide.

[Goth Brooks]

Arena is over rated.

1v1 is real skill.

[Homicidalheathen]

My friend told me to go look and see just how many guys do it ON THE DOWN LOW

7 pages for macomb co alone!

was a bit surprised

[Homicidalheathen]

?

Having a personal PVP rating of at least 2000.

this gamer lingo or what?

[jynxxxedangel]

"Looking for beautiful woman to maintain my home and business. Must know how to cook, clean, and be overall sexy. Must be submissive and willing to serve at a moments notice. You may stay in the loft above my studio free of charge. It is a one bedroom one bath, very clean and furnished. You will also be paid a minimum $1000/month. Bonuses will be offered for good behavior. I also own a club that you will have to promote, which means free food and drink there whenever you want.

* Location: Detroit

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

* Compensation: Free room and board; $1000/month plus bonuses"

This guy is fucking DREAMING!! As I said to GRG, I wonder what Third World country or distant planet this little dick-tater is from??

[pomba gira]

The dirt one is really clever... maybe I should do something like that with the wood in my backyard! Wonder if the little gamer chick had any luck... I admire young people who know what they want in life!

Jynxxxed, I get a 404 for yours... was it the kind of thing likely to get flagged down?

[jynxxxedangel]

I edited the post above, to add the text from the ad, as the link wasn't working..

A thousand bucks a month isn't jack for slave labour!

[pomba gira]

I edited the post above, to add the text from the ad, as the link wasn't working..

A thousand bucks a month isn't jack for slave labour!

Thanks sweetie!

He is basically talking about a full-time "GF experience" deal. As I recall,the going rate for that is about $300 a night. So yeah, $1k/month is nowhere near enough... especially given the "promote my business" bit. Not to mention having to deal with his undoubtedly rancid personality... that in itself should add another $100 per day.

This one is my favorite... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/725674463.html. "Jesus the pet hater" .

The scary thing is, you probably could actually make money on this idea if you presented it the right way... advertise in Xian outlets and whatnot. Wouldn't be surprised if someone already has.