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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb

You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.

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You're the sword! Most definitely the most honorable and honest of weapons. You've been used for thousands of years to inflict pain and death on mankind. People see you as the most noble of weapons. Traditionally, you're the big brother of the gun. If a gun isn't available, a fighter will grab for you and try to take out their enemy. You're retired now, nobody really uses you in war, mankind has other... More disgusting methods now. You're good for a stab in the heart, the neck or the gut and everyone appreciates a death by a sword. The only people that use you anymore are either very stupid or very crazy. Murderer.

I was dissapointed in the first question...What...NO POISON?

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You're a Knife. People use you when they don't have a gun on hand... Or if they're full of rage. You hurt, a lot. People love you and hate you. You're needed and used for things around the house and in the kitchen constantly. Your whole existence is a catch-22. People need you, yet they fear you. You tend to catch people off-guard. Little nicks or gaping stab wounds, you're not one people like to screw around with. Shame on you.

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You're a Knife. People use you when they don't have a gun on hand... Or if they're full of rage. You hurt, a lot. People love you and hate you. You're needed and used for things around the house and in the kitchen constantly. Your whole existence is a catch-22. People need you, yet they fear you. You tend to catch people off-guard. Little nicks or gaping stab wounds, you're not one people like to screw around with. Shame on you.

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You're the whip! You are civilization's oldest supersonic weapon. Sleek and sexy, yet painful and commanding and faster than most handgun ammunition. Used to cower and control slaves and livestock with loud noises, a whip can also cause severe welts, lacerations, and break bones. It is the most versatile of all weapons for both defense and offense. The lash can slice skin or wrap up or trip an opponent. The handle can be used to parry blows or strike as a club. The whip can be reversed and used close up like nunchakas or at distance like a managiri. From S&M pinups like Betty Page to villains like Catwoman or heroes like Zorro to adventurers like Indiana Jones, the whip is a unique icon.

Okay, I wish. Seriously though, this is what I got:

You're the gun! Quite traditional actually. You've been used to kill more human beings throughout time than any other weapon. What an honor for a weapon. Truly an honor. You're loved by militaries, hunters, police, the mafia and psychos everywhere! You're the universal weapon. You can be used for assassinations, threats, war, hunting, brutal murder and torture! You're stylish, people use you constantly in high-priced movies such as The Matrix, Equilibrium, The Pretender, etc. etc. You're bad. Very, very bad. But attractive, no doubt.

Although I changed one answer and got sword.

PS - I like the way there are pictures for Nuclear Bomb, Screwdriver, and Chainsaw, but not for Knife, Axe, Gun, or Sword because it says, "Censored". Oh please.

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Man, I was hoping I'd be a trebuchet, or a flail, or a scimitar, or an exotic pole arm. A screwdriver? WTF??? It's probably more accurate, but I need to consult the voices in my head and see what they think...

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You're the Screwdriver. This says a few things about you... First off... You're psychotic. Yes, you're insane. COME ON, who uses a SCREWDRIVER to KILL someone? That's pretty screwed up, if you catch my drift. Out of all the weapons you might not be the most destructive or effective but you're definitely the most unorthodox and well... Deranged. Somebody has to have something seriously wrong in their head to even consider using you. Oh well, at least people don't expect you. You hit them when they're not ready and that makes for a quick kill, if you can strike in the right place. Basically... You've got a screw loose.

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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb

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You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.

That's right.....DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!!!

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What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Nuclear Bomb

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You're a Nuclear Bomb! You are by far the most dangerous and destructive of all the weapons. You're also the most advanced. You're cold and completely indifferent, destroying everything you can without feeling, remorse or regret. You also leave a nasty aftertaste: Radiation. You plague people for years, poisoning and killing the ones you didn't destroy from the get-go. You are the only weapon with the true ability to destroy mankind. You're horrible.

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