What would your rich and famous celebrity weirdness be?

[Msterbeau]

When I have a couple hours to spare I'll answer this.

[torn asunder]

Good point.

I call dibs on any 5'4" and shorter and 120 lbs. and less.

i'll fight ya for 'em!!

[torn asunder]

as for answering this - i'm thinking a few things...

1) huge *unusual* car collection

2) numismatics!!

3) motorcycle / car fabrication

4) funding/participating in research into "immortality" / life prolonging technologies.

5) studying ancient martial arts/philosophies/feats of strength/skills to fight like they did in the old "b" budget kung-fu movies i used to watch!!

[the eternal]

As always--- this will be brief, non-controversial, and devoid of any political content whatsoever

SO many things:

--I would take 12 months off, hire a prominent rabinical scholar and read the bible from cover to cover.

The Hebrew Bible. (aka old testament)

I would ask as many questions as I needed until I understood things.

This would end up lasting 12 years.

--I would fund a drug treatment center and rehabilitation facility that you could only enter if you were poor.

It would be free of charge.

Bean would be director of its mental health division.

I would also incorporate a work program and would work with the state, local, and federal govt to make sure they found a satisfying job and did not relapse.

--I would set up a Roe V Wade underground railroad

Its sole purpose would be to discreetly help women get transported to the nearest health clinic to terminate an unwanted pregnancy

--I would have an island where I would set up the most dangerous game.

Bean and I would hunt people too stupid to be worth saving.

--I would become that Hollywood liberal that everyone hates.

I would avoid the self-serving, cloying, condescending language that Sean Penn did at Coachella recently.

But I would speak at rallies, host fundraisers,

and lobby legislators to make positive change.

I would piss off conservatives and others, because I would

actually research these topics before I spoke and would throw evidence in their face from topics as wide ranging as weight discrimination to the first amendment.

--I would start an industrial cover band called Haus Der Luge

--I would follow in the footsteps of Simon Wiesenthal and become a Nazi Hunter.

I would track down the remaining slimeballs and bring them to justice.

This would be public.

--In private, I would become a feminist vigilante castrating rapists around the world.

Pedophiles would be forced to drink their own balls after I made smoothies out of them.

These are just a few I could think of.

[Nightgaunt]

I would stand outside the Capitol, wearing nothing but a loincloth made out of the Gadsden flag, and blast Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up until Congress fully restores the Constitution and implements every last provision.

I would secretly fund basement laboratories developing molecular nanotechnology.

I would buy the island of Nantucket and turn it into a lemur preserve. If I'm feeling saucy, I might allow pottos and tarsiers to live there, too.

I would use my vast pop culture influence to encourage the wearing of capes.

I would institute a massive grassroots campaign to force NASA to release all files in its possession to the People, in keeping with its civilian agency status.

I would set up schools all over the country with free tuition to those children whose parents couldn't afford it. The schools would commit the ultimate heresy of actually teaching children how to think instead of how to be "good workers".

I would campaign to outlaw medical insurance providing anything beyond catastrophic coverage, driving down the cost of medical care and putting it within the reach of all.

Finally, I would throw a massive party in the Mojave desert on a random day once every year. Clothing would be prohibited and to get in, you would have to make me a delicious meal. Um, okay, so clothing would be required in the kitchen. I think that about covers it.

[Rev.Reverence]

neither, i'm just a simple guy with simple tastes.

HAHAHA!

[hunhee]

I would have a nerd harem ..

Oh wait.. I kinda got one now.. *giggles*

[MissKitty]

I would have a nerd harem ..

Oh wait.. I kinda got one now.. *giggles*

Thats fuggin awesome. lol.

[bean]

--I would have an island where I would set up the most dangerous game.

Bean and I would hunt people too stupid to be worth saving.

This is why I am marrying you. Well, the other stuff too, but mostly this.

My rich and famous celebrity weirdness:

-people would have to pass a short test before they were allowed to talk to me

-people would not be allowed to make eye contact with me unless I gave them permission

-No one would be allowed to touch me - no handshakes, hugs etc (close friends and the eternal would not have to follow this rule)

-people would have to wash their hands before entering my home

-I would hire people to entertain me

-I would require that my house staff (maids, butler, lawn maintenance) had "odd" colored hair (pink, purple, blue, etc)

-I would wear a feather boa at all times

[jynxxxedangel]

I could definitely use a High Chancellor, and a few ladies in waiting..

It's lonely and confusing here in my tiny, eccentric ecosystem.

[JaneDead]

--I would have an island where I would set up the most dangerous game.

Bean and I would hunt people too stupid to be worth saving.

can i direct some people your way??

I would have a nerd harem ..

i like that idea.

[Homicidalheathen]

quote: pass out vicodin to high schoolers

[Goth Brooks]

ahh delicious jailbait is delicious

I'll take all the black haired ones...

hey 16's legal in these parts :D

nomnomnomnom fresh squeezed fire crotch.

[know_buddy_kares]

hey 16's legal in these parts :D

nomnomnomnom fresh squeezed fire crotch.

:rofl: :rofl:

I can't say nuttin at the moment though..

[phee]

I would also finally buy a Russian tank...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

I'd have the Zeppelin factory (yes, they're back in business last I heard - 2 years ago?) build me a replica of the Hindenburg (helium, not hydrogen this time) and I'd live on it.