Ingnorance is Bliss

[Homicidalheathen]

Yesturday was quite entertaining...

Besides visiting ghetto nuts

I watched my dog, do a homeplate into thing 2's bumper with his head....he was a bit excited...as usual.

(He has perma ADHD me thinks)

Came running up the driveway real fast cause I took him for a car ride, tried to stop...slid and WHAP! Shakes his head, gets up and tried to jump on me...

Acts all retarded at the burger king drive through and makes 3 new friends...that part was cute.

His head hanin out the window, huge tounge and tons of drool...and he has the pit face so he has this weird ass grin all the time. Like a happy gator.

So we go to the park, he RUBS IS HEAD in the mud. Then he wants to wipe it on me...

I guess I wasn't stinky enough, he likes stinky.

The other day in front of my mother in laws, he tried to rape my arm...what is with my right arm these days? 2nd time a dog tried this in a few...

So we come in the house and he lays in the floor, and tries humping his own leg...

I am sooo going to reincarnate as a dog i swear...then I can be a stinky, dumb pervert and get away with anything....

And people will love me for it.

[piggymama]

Thats pretty damn cute. my pig "Pickle" is autistic I think. hes EXTREEMLYsmartand clever...but really reallydumb lol he once couldnt figure out how to put the paper cup down that had fries in it to keep the otherpigs from getting it.so he ran head-on into the wall to crush the cup and the fries got pushed into hismouth. he didnt this a few times. BRILIANT! but dumb because he was dizzy later for smashing intot he wall lol

I love stories about dumb pets:) your dogmust be awesome I want to come back as a homicidal kitten like GRG's can Ryuu lol pretty funny but exahsting!

[Homicidalheathen]

I don't see why not, they are discovering dogs can have diabeties and asthma and epilepsy just about everything these days

I know dogs evolved from bears I wonder if pigs and dogs are related at all