DarkenedCharm Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Fragile Porcelain Mice is an actual band from here in St. Louis. I was in a Porngrind band called Brown Carrot. The whole point of the "band" was to be as offensive as humanly possible. The lyrics were ALL toilet humor, and we would destroy household items during each set. TVs, microwaves, paintings, car doors...anything we could get our hands on. Each member of the band were prominent in the St. Louis Metal scene, so we all wore costumes so as not to be recognized. My name in the band was "Masta P. Drinka". I wore an alien mask, pith helmet, black skirt with old man garters, and a grey sweatshirt with a scrawled Brown Carrot logo on the front. The back had scrawled "Masta P. Drinka - Flow of the Golden Nectar Tour - 2003". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarrIL Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Crystal Pendulum -----> EMB/Darkwave Rusted Stitch -----> *GASP* Emo?! Or could it turn out to be Metal?? (( please be metal, please be metal )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkenedCharm Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Rusted Stitch would be Metal. As would Rustedstitch. In order for it to be Emo, it would have to be three or more words. Such as... Rusted Stitch Soul Stich Rusted Shut Myheartbleedsrustedstitches etc... :grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarrIL Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Rusted Stitch would be Metal. As would Rustedstitch. In order for it to be Emo, it would have to be three or more words. Such as... Rusted Stitch Soul Stich Rusted Shut Myheartbleedsrustedstitches etc... :grin <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hehehe, good point. ;P OOH!! I got a good Emo one.... "Bled Blue Tears" (( or something )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkenedCharm Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hehehe, good point. ;P OOH!! I got a good Emo one.... "Bled Blue Tears" (( or something )) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL Sounds kinda like the slogan for the St. Louis Bues (Hockey, for the uninitiated): "Do You Bleed Blue?" Emo names - Misled Into Annihilation Cry To Momma Violent White Burning (I have no idea why. Just sounds Emo to me...) I at one time had full intentions of starting a "Lounge" band and calling it: Me and The Magideads The whole idea was to take the most foul, offensive and insane Death Metal songs and turn them into pure lounge. It would have been hilarious. Never panned out tho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarrIL Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I at one time had full intentions of starting a "Lounge" band and calling it: Me and The Magideads The whole idea was to take the most foul, offensive and insane Death Metal songs and turn them into pure lounge. It would have been hilarious. Never panned out tho... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That almost sounds like a chore. oO Lotsa hard work would go into that..... hehe Emo names..... One More Fit (( as in emotional fit )) Endless Bitter Longing Leather Bound Diary Faded Red Ink yadda yadda........ e.e :blink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Some new ones from this weekend (yes, it was that tragic): 1. Son of Pat Benatar 2. Human Shield 3. Strawberry Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granted Posted May 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 Mussolini Napalm A death metal band whose lyrics are about or are quotes from Napolean Dynamite <heavy guitar riff> "...A FREAKING 12 GAUGE..." DA DUN DA DUNNN "...WHATDYA THINK..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sybil Posted May 20, 2005 Report Share Posted May 20, 2005 hehehe i got this idea from greg and dean... Schfonce Nozel <greg is this spelling right??> ~ a german boy band ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pomba gira Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Exploding Toads (swamp rock) Big Angry Frog (Weezer-type annoying alt rock). Inspired by a first grade student of mine... she was coloring a picture of some frogs and started telling me a story about it, part of which went "this one is a big angry frog". When I asked her why the frogs were angry she said, "So they can eat people". Kids are so cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sunday9 Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 The Daleks accapella robot pop, all of their songs contain only one lyric: EXTERMINATE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Degenerate Libido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellygrrrrrl Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 "The Fem Bots" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sunday9 Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 The Daleksaccapella robot pop, all of their songs contain only one lyric: EXTERMINATE!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you know, I thought that at least Phee would get the above reference. apparently I'm alone in thinking it was funny. :tear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Dr. Who anyone? You called me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Sunday9 Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Dr. Who anyone? You called me out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> thank you. ok you may carry on with your thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 i know Doctor Who. He's one of my fav's. I think I've heard of a The Daleks before though. Also, there is an electronic group called The TimeLords...nice one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 I'm going to shorten what i put earlier... Either: the Degenerates -or... the Libidos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Game of Chance Posted May 29, 2005 Report Share Posted May 29, 2005 The Daleksaccapella robot pop, all of their songs contain only one lyric: EXTERMINATE!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow is that funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bav Posted June 13, 2005 Report Share Posted June 13, 2005 Years ago, some friends and I were talking about starting a band called "My Butt" just for the humor value of news clips. Kurt Loader: "The biggest thing to come out of Michigan, My Butt, released 'Load' earlier this week. My Butt's 'Load' is quickly rising to the top of the charts". Kurt Loader: "'Flatulence', the latest release from My Butt just hit platinum" etc, etc....ad nauseum. Sometimes its too easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellion Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 :devil Clem and The Peasenovs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slept with ghost Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 i always thought hyman would be a good name for a punk band i wanted to start a band just to call it the mistakes but i guess that names already taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 the Head Firsts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Hearts Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 the Suffer-Bots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuluVox Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 The Laughing Hernias speed-punk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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