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Guest GodfallenPromos

the definition of manfest is easy.....

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now..jsut remove the battlecat...and add the Charlie Murphy Burger and nudist camo.....your covered

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Guest GodfallenPromos

Thats right ladies....come on down to manfast.....eat a lot of meat and pork some sausage!!!!!

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CHAAAAALIE MURPHAY! Only fiddy cent and he grills it up HIMSELF!

This is a true testimonial from a customer:

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Dis biiiitch was so impressed she got down on her KNEES and worshipped the Charlie Murphy burger. And you know this shit's true 'cause ain't nobody able to make that shit up.

Also on the menu is our Destiny Burger, which is only $99 and comes with a free palm readin'!

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*giggles*

I sorta like the quick ones..it doesn't take me long to get where I want to be. Then, I either want to get up and eat, or sleep! :p

I'm a ten-pump chump! :rofl:

We call em; 2 Pump Chumps or 2 Pump Charlies. :) Yeah, it does depend on where your orgasm is at because the last thing you want sometimes is a guy drilling like it's oil and you have been over it.

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Guest GodfallenPromos

Manfast=MEAT AND FUCKING GROG weekend!!

Not to mention, hott chicks farting loudly and making picnic tables rumble..

yeah...cuz that LAST one is such a GREAT promo line....

yes ppl...MANFAST = Meat, booze, and females creating table-quakes with their bi-labial fricatives....oh, will wonders never cease....

:rolleyes:

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Manfest = so many reasons why I should take up standup comedy

ph...and because I can...I am introducing something for Next years menu...the "Kat Williams" shake...it will have to be small...purple...and you will have to prove that your not a bitch niggah to order one

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Manfest = so many reasons why I should take up standup comedy

ph...and because I can...I am introducing something for Next years menu...the "Kat Williams" shake...it will have to be small...purple...and you will have to prove that your not a bitch niggah to order one

WANT!

Would it cost more for a Kat Williams shake than for a Charlie Murphy burger? Hell...I mean the Charlie Murphy burger IS only fiddy cent, but still, I'm a poor muh fugga.

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Guest GodfallenPromos

WANT!

Would it cost more for a Kat Williams shake than for a Charlie Murphy burger? Hell...I mean the Charlie Murphy burger IS only fiddy cent, but still, I'm a poor muh fugga.

lol...I'm still not convinced your not a bitch niggah....lol...j/king

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