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when i the marines, there was this guy who picked up corporal, his last name was Hunt, so corporal hunt slipped out to corporal cunt... infront of the whole formation...

it took 2 seconds of him looking at me stupid before i realized what i said... once i realized.. i laughed out loud...

he didn't charge me for it... ironicly.. he was a little bitch cunt too....

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Sometimes when I am at the dinner table, I am trying to say "pass the ketchup" and it comes out "OMG honey I am so hot for you right now I want to rip you clothes of and leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck and make you cum repeatedly untill we are both too exhausted to move but we manage again some how and fuck the night away..."

That is sure hard to explain with the kids around let me tell you....

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Sometimes when I am at the dinner table, I am trying to say "pass the ketchup" and it comes out "OMG honey I am so hot for you right now I want to rip you clothes of and leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck and make you cum repeatedly untill we are both too exhausted to move but we manage again some how and fuck the night away..."

That is sure hard to explain with the kids around let me tell you....

LoL ... he must be at someone else's dinner table .... :rofl

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leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck

Phee...I think that tops anything I could have ever said...to anyone...

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Sometimes when I am at the dinner table, I am trying to say "pass the ketchup" and it comes out "OMG honey I am so hot for you right now I want to rip you clothes of and leap upon you like a puma, and then pound you like a mallard duck and make you cum repeatedly untill we are both too exhausted to move but we manage again some how and fuck the night away..."

That is sure hard to explain with the kids around let me tell you....

Sounds like last weekend for me!

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How about accidentely cutting the cheese in a public place,LOL!!does that count,LOL!!!

Unintentionally saying fuck too loud when something goes wrong yeah I pissed off my mom a few too many times for that one,LOL!

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My father called one of my ex's another one of my ex's names, those two ladies don't like each other... I didn't know you could blush threw a beard, my father was! lmao

And no, no kids. Likely scared any children near by away. lol

That fucking pissed me off to no end.

He called me babe once too........his face turned bright red when he realized I wasn't your mom. ha ha ha ha.

I've had my share of slips too. Can't point one out at the moment, but it happens at least twice a day. lol.

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