Guys' night out!

[Guest GodfallenPromos]

but you ARE a man...

I remember the last time i was over and drank the last of your rum... what i had to do to pay you back was horrible..

guys.. she literally dropped her drawers right infront of me, made me get on my knees, and what appeard to be a vagina at first slowly reversed and popped out into a huge fucking 12 inch long penis, of wich she.. eh he... immediately raped my face with..

i've never been the same since...

*points upward*

proof that Rav and Cher have a gay relationship...that kbk gets involved in.....

*would run n hide...but is fat....*

[Michiko_Dreads]

Do NOT make me to go out and get a sex change just so I can go to this party...

I've been toying with the idea since I was about 12 years old anyway and I'm crazy enough to do it .

Raven would be PISSED...and it would be all your fault.

Just accept the fact that my penis is SO huge the only way I could carry it on my body without it getting in the way was for it to go up inside meh...along with my balls. See? Mangina. I win. I rule so fucking hard.

Don't be hatin' just because my dick could knock the day lights out of TEN hookers lined up in a row kneeling down...whereas you could probably only pwn 6-7 of them at a time (and yes...I did actually tell a guy that about two years ago. From then on I was one of the dudes).

Hey I support the idea. I have been questioning my sexuality and sexual organs for years I'd go get the sex change with you and we can argue you over who has the bigger wang.

Just have him wear a dress. All the guys should dress in drag. That would be fun. Raven would look pretty with all his bride's maids.

The men should wear sexy little slinky dresses showing us some skin and we all will raid closets for suits and we can be Dolls and Daddys.

Girls can come, but they have to sit at a special table and stay quiet.

We can sit at the "guy" table and joke, laugh and bitch about how you guys are shaking the table and spilling the booze.

[peelingchrome]

Found this in an old email... thought it was appropriate:

The bastion of maleness... the bathroom!

[Destroit]

The men should wear sexy little slinky dresses showing us some skin and we all will raid closets for suits and we can be Dolls and Daddys.

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NO!

There will be no dresses at MANLY MAN'S NIGHT OUT. It would defeat the purpose entirely, the object of Guys' Night Out is to get away from skirts for the evening, not wear them.

Besides...that also constitutes as dress-up, which is most definately for fu-fu girly girls.

[Nightgaunt]

I concur. I plan to wear a loincloth made from the skin of a woodland animal that I strangled with my bare hands.

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NO!

There will be no dresses at MANLY MAN'S NIGHT OUT. It would defeat the purpose entirely, the object of Guys' Night Out is to get away from skirts for the evening, not wear them.

Besides...that also constitutes as dress-up, which is most definately for fu-fu girly girls.

[Destroit]

I concur. I plan to wear a loincloth made from the skin of a woodland animal that I strangled with my bare hands.

If I were allowed to go, I probably wouldn't wear anything too fancy. Just something I threw together at the last minute, like a pimp suit made entirely out of the bark from all the trees I chopped down in the past week using woodland creatures as an axe. I guess I can throw in my pimp chalice that I constructed last fall completely out of the pirate's teeth I pulled and collected on my last crusade to Europe and then the Far East....it does go with the whole ensemble, after all.

[~Tszura~]

But, but, but.....I wanna come.....

I'll get a strap on.....Does that count?????

I'll match this thread that strap-on, and raise it a cock-ring if thats what it takes! lol And I faintly remember some beaudacious man on here wearing a kick ass skirt, so if we quid pro quo, I think I'm covered ;->

Actually, having the respective "whatever you identify with" gender-based parties culminating with a big ass bonfire together sounds terrific!

I'm down with this if everyone else is!

But if I can make it I'll play Euchre till I'm too drunk to hold the cards right and remember trump, experience suggests that's about when it's time to stop playing cards.

If you can play Euchre when you're drunk, that means you know what the heck you're doing. No one else has been able to teach my dumb ass.....please help!!

[peelingchrome]

Actually, having the respective "whatever you identify with" gender-based parties culminating with a big ass bonfire together sounds terrific!

I'm down with this if everyone else is!

Seems like there's a fair bit of support for this idea... where can we do it? I'd offer my place but I live within city limits. If anyone else knows Brighton at all... yeah, no bonfires. If jynxxxedangel is hosting the Estrogen Night, is there somewhere closer to her that this could take place? If she isn't hosting, then we better find out who is. The last thing I wanna see is whole bunch of dgn'ers driving after drinking, much less a long distance, to get to a bonfire with more drinking.

With all that said, if things work out logistically, I'd be willing to host the Testosterone portion of the evening. Just hope no one minds the drive...lol

[Mean Salley]

If women do attend, then they have to bring us bratwurst, kielbasa, or some other type of tubular meat. After all, if they want to join the sausage fest, then they must bring sausage.

lol that was rich

I would also like to add, that if the final outcome of this resulted in a bonfire fire and beverage, I'll bring plenty o drums to turn it into a right proper dust stomping, fire breathing, tribal rite of passage