soothsayer Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house." :blink One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss one in the air, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded only in pushing it in deeper. His wife tried to help, but after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daevion Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 :laughing ggawwhhahahahahahahaha :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 LMAO B~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 ROFL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slingerlandstyx Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 I've heard the first one before... That second one is hilarious! :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lullaby1031 Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 LMAO smell of his fingers Eww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkChylde Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 Looks like he shoulda washed his hands beforewards :laughing Thats funny shit though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 :woot: :laughing :laughing :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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