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Spook... DGN can't afford all of them

I mean isn't this enough?:

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Oh, that's more than enough for me. I was just saying, if you guys weren't able to scrape enough cash together, then if any of the other women work cheaper, then they'd do. Hmm ... maybe Alicia Witt would be willing to donate half her rate to charity. I am a non-profit organization after all.

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someone who would enjoy both wilderness camping and bdsm!

although probably not at the same time... it'd be hard to swat mosquitos if i was all tied up...

i go for men in terms of relationships, but i like playing with women too :-D

i tend to go for taller guys, although i'm only 5'4" so that's not too difficult.

unreasonable demands, though...

dominant and assertive but confident enough that he doesn't need to be in control...

you know what, i have met so many people in the last year, i have gone out with nerds and gothboys, tall guys and short guys and dark guys and blond guys... but i have NOT found that mutual desire and admiration and deep respect that i am looking for. that's the real challenge. next to that, nothing else matters.

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Oh yeah..I like "split-tails", as well! I love a woman who can drink like a Fort Knox officer, pillage and burn entire metropolises without looking back; yet she still has a tear in her eye when she mentions her first broken heart, or her mother's cooking. :wub:

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I must also add that they must love to travel and the outdoors, if I had the money (and no longer had a young child) I would live out a fucking suitcase.

I want to see things, a great many things and I want to be able to enjoy them with you. :biggrin:

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Now to figure out what Meg and her boy toy will do when in the airport securety and a ferret and a small child appear on the X-ray machine...

What do you mean, in this "perfect" world of mine I have a private jet :innocent:

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I must add- they must realize what a rare and priceless gem I am

But what kind of a gem are you? Let's see ... being a nurse you're probably under a lot of pressure and I do think you're kinda hot. So, heat + pressure = diamond.

I agree with Meg. She's gotta love the outdoors. Last summer my then gf/now ex and I spent a week in North Carolina camping, hiking, horseback riding, and whitewater rafting. It was awesome!

Also, she has to be into BDSM. It's not like every time I have sex it has to be kinky. I like normal sex most of the time. But on occasion nothing beats rope bondage, latex hoods, flogging, hot wax ...

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But what kind of a gem are you? Let's see ... being a nurse you're probably under a lot of pressure and I do think you're kinda hot. So, heat + pressure = diamond.

Maybe a purple one. But definitely NOT a common white one. Pink ones are pretty rare too, but I am not a "pink" girl

"Natural fancy colored diamonds are very rare and expensive. Purple is one of the rarest and most desirable colors. " from some web site, not sure how reliable

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must not be a gemini, must have thier own transportation, and I won't touch black girls (yep, I said it), or any girl who has rotten teeth, or outweighs me by 50lbs.

lol, I'm sure I've been much pickier than this. oh well.

Those all sound pretty reasonable to me. I think your only unreasonable requirement is tax. :laugh:

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