Thee Chaotician's Diverse Oceanic Experience

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This is an 83 page book I wrote, it's best described as a juvenile "Principia Discordia" on drugs.

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You can purchase the book on Amazon.com if your brave enough to waste seven dollars, I wouldn't. Here is the link: http://www.amazon.com/Thee-Chaoticians-Div...5924&sr=8-1

Here is an excerpt of the "Table of Contents."

Table Of Correctional Offers And Tent Conventions

PROLOGUE.. OF THE CHAOTICIAN'S PROLOGUE

PROLOGUE: The Chaotician's Prologue

CHAPTER 1: Occultic Cacti Mysteries and Other Ends and Odds.

CHAPTER 2: IF IF IFFY JIFFY

CHAPTER 3: THIS NOT CHAPTER 17: A TWO PART SERIES: Penguin munkee money.

CHAPTER 17: THIS HAPPENS TO BE CHAPTER 17.

CHAPTER 4: Apologies, Atrocities, and END CREDITS.

CHAPTER 5: Is uplifting and cool like your grandma in a heavy metal band.

ARTICLENO. 7: The Right Handle of the Dollar Tree Entrance

CHAPTER 6: Rock and Roll, Dude

CHAPTER 8: Piss-Off, Wanker

SPACE NO. 10: Nihlists Have No Creativity

CHAPTER 12: The Shattered Ocean Mirror

CHAPTER 10: A RETURN TO CHAPTER TEN! -(10!)-

CHAPTER 9: Fear The Nacho

CHAPTER 11: D4BSTChpTiR!Eva'

ZAPTER 12 1/2: The Second Chapter 12.

CHAPTER 12 1/3: The Third Chapter 12: Penguin money monkey

CHAPTER 13 has been skipped.

CHAPTER 14 (ish): I'm done with writing this book, so stop reading it.

TWENTY SEVEN (oof): Fictional Villains Make Great Role-Models.

CHAPTER 15: High On Life

CHAPTER NEXT!: NO MORE NEXT'eSEs!

SKULPTURE 18: I MEANT SIXTEEN

CHAPTER 16: I MEANT EIGHTEEN: The Unritual Of Recreation

CHAPTER 19: The Possible Meaning Of Existence

CHAPTER 20: Those Other Chaoticians, Nachoists, and Chapter 20's...

CHAPTER 21: CHAPTER 17 and Volunteering.

CHAPTER .22: A Sequel To "The Bible."

PROLOGUE 2: THE PROLOGUE STRIKES BACK.

CHAPTER 28: The Great Importance of Homeland Terrorism

CHAPTER 23: What (Is) In The FUCK?!?!

CHAPTER 24: Occultic French Fry Mysteries and Other Odds and Ends.

CHAPTER 25: Chocolate Frosty Chaos Stars

29 DELIVERS: Resolve and Resolution.

EP1L*GUE: On TheE Disappearance OF Chaptvr 30.

..and here is a book excerpt..

ZAPTER 12 1/2: The Second Chapter 12.

This is not the same sentence as the one you saw previously in paragraph 3's sentence eight: DO NOT CHECK FOR SUCH A SENTENCE! The mind dump did it. I've seen an excellent assortment of pine scents in the past that mimicked the forest's gems. You seem to tense for the past tense palm tree's hands to reach your plumbing ordeal, go to the forgotten hotel while their faces aren't under construction. We'll take care of those rogue letter aches, I've got the invidivISIONuaL power to use scroll lock fifty four times a hundred. Don't believe it if it isn't true throughout the whole yard.

I was going to write about it but I just can't seem to get it right, I'm still trying to figure out the right words to say. Maybe if this thing stops giving out I'll receive better information. I'm not sure, I guess we should check back with the don for the new tic-tac flavor. You've hit it on the spot my good man, we will need more human hearts. She doesn't want to talk about the picture, it's been directed to a quintessential ferrari. The piece wasn't stabbed enough times to turn tattoo 342 into a numeral uno, that's probably it but I won't accept it. GGGGGGGGGGGGGG was once a popular name in Middle America and Hyrule.

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The master is working. EveRY SpeLLiNG ERrORR InN THIS BOOK, is on purpose. I've made sure of this, I've cleared up THEE MISTAKES. AND YES, i know that "THEE" actually means "YOU," but as a Chaotician, I must utilize this "THEE" sound for my own niftitronical contraptulation.. man that was ridiculous, even to me.

C.A.W.

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[Oh_My_Goth]

I want a copy of all three.....

[Scales]

I want a copy of all three.....

Don't, it's not worth it.

In fact, if I was in the situation where I found this book interesting, I would probably buy chicken wings from Frickers instead.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Don't, it's not worth it.

In fact, if I was in the situation where I found this book interesting, I would probably buy chicken wings from Frickers instead.

Chiiiiickeeennn.....

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Well-done chicken cannot be quoted.