Jesus Was the Gays!

[Goth Brooks]

Jesus Christ had a homosexual relationship?

Those words, written on a poster above the image of a topless man tenderly kissing Jesus on the neck, angered dozens of students Thursday night at Lorain County Community College.

http://www.chroniclet.com/2008/08/22/lccc-...%99-poster_122/

[Rev.Reverence]

http://www.chroniclet.com/2008/08/22/lccc-...%99-poster_122/

this link is broke...

[Nightgaunt]

this link is broke...

Broken.

Actually, this is just an excuse to use my new Photobucket account.

[Homicidalheathen]

I had heard that before. Common, no picked up on that betrayed with a kiss thing?

His butt buddy turned on him...was it Judas? Cause yah the link is not working...

[Enishi]

I think some people read to much into stuff...

[industrial_girl_2000]

I think some people read to much into stuff...

ITA.

[Goth Brooks]

link fixed, blame dgn

[Rev.Reverence]

I had heard that before. Common, no picked up on that betrayed with a kiss thing?

His butt buddy turned on him...was it Judas? Cause yah the link is not working...

HAHAHA!

Good one... but that word describes the kiss on the cheek...

“I don’t want my children walking through here and seeing that. It’s filthy,” she said.

The Lady that said this, is the one with the dirty mind!

I got that Jesu has Gay followers so that is a "relationship"... (I'm so artsy)...

but it was not...

it is some long lost Gnostic Gospel...

He said it wasn’t intended to mock religion. Instead, the poster was meant to stir debate about Christianity by referencing a passage of the Bible that was allegedly cut out by early Christians.

Burns said most Christians have never heard of the Secret Gospel of Mark, which was found inscribed in a letter by Greek historian Clement of Alexandria. The letter has been disputed for decades and is now lost, with only photographs of the passages remaining for study.

One text from the letter hints that the Bible’s account of Mark’s gospel originally told the tale of Jesus raising a man from the dead and then having an intimate relationship with him, said Aaron Weaver, a senior at LCCC and president of the college atheist club.

“The purpose of the poster is to get students to see something they haven’t seen before,” he said. “The chances are it challenges them to challenge something they thought they knew.”

Sure, the poster was attention-seeking, but ultimately Weaver said he just wanted to create enough buzz to get people debating and thinking about why they believe what they believe.

“I understand that people will be offended. People will sometimes be offended for the most ridiculous of reasons,” he said.

I like that guy...

[Az_]

http://www.chroniclet.com/2008/08/22/lccc-...%99-poster_122/

It doesn't take a lot to anger some of that group. Try telling them that there is no evidence of Jesus existence from the time he supposedly existed and watch them go ape. Such is the disposition of those who think they know the absolute truth.

[Oh_My_Goth]

I am gay at times.....It is Grand.....

[DarkChylde]

Looks like the gays that are christian are going to rub it in the others face for all the years of hell they gave em.

[phee]

[Homicidalheathen]

I also heard that Jesus was a woman and scripture was changed...

[Rev.Reverence]

SWEET ST. PHEE!

That is EPIC FAIL!

[Goth Brooks]

I also heard that Jesus was a woman and scripture was changed...

So Jesus was really a lesbian banging that tart Mary Magdalene, huh?

[the eternal]

"Most Christians have never heard of the Secret Gospel of Mark, which was found inscribed in a letter by Greek historian Clement of Alexandria. The letter has been disputed for decades and is now lost, with only photographs of the passages remaining for study.

One text from the letter hints that the Bible’s account of Mark’s gospel originally told the tale of Jesus raising a man from the dead and then having an intimate relationship with him, said Aaron Weaver, a senior at LCCC and president of the college atheist club."

Jesus wasn't only bi-sexual, he was apparently a re-animating necrophiliac too

Of course, as is matter of course, Christian outrage to a poster is always outdone by fundamentalist Muslim outrage

"On Wednesday, he put up a picture of the prophet Mohammed — an act strictly forbidden in the Islamic faith.

He said that about 2:20 p.m. Wednesday, he received a death threat in response to the picture, which read, “With love and missiles.” He took the picture down, turned over the note to campus security officers and went home. "

[TitsMcGee]

I just find it interesting about the women bitching about their kids seeing it. Why are you bringing your children to campus with you? And if you are why aren't you taking them directly to the school daycare if there is one? Seriously this shit happens alot at my CC, where woman will bring their kids in to the commons and let them cause chaos. I have contemplated throwing text books at rowdy children when I'm trying to study.

[Scary Guy]

I just find it interesting about the women bitching about their kids seeing it. Why are you bringing your children to campus with you? And if you are why aren't you taking them directly to the school daycare if there is one? Seriously this shit happens alot at my CC, where woman will bring their kids in to the commons and let them cause chaos. I have contemplated throwing text books at rowdy children when I'm trying to study.

Remember, if some parent brings in the a screaming child to class, lean over toward the parent and say "According to the terms of my parole, I'm not supposed to be this close to children. You need to sit somewhere else." Just watch how fast they move :D

Finally http://www.distributedrepublic.net/files/J...king_Christ.gif (nsfw, i'm pretty sure).

[TitsMcGee]

Remember, if some parent brings in the a screaming child to class, lean over toward the parent and say "According to the terms of my parole, I'm not supposed to be this close to children. You need to sit somewhere else." Just watch how fast they move :D

lol you seriously crack me up on occasion.

[TheGimp]

this is what ammuses me about SOME christians not all becuase i have had quite few cool christian freinds BUT for those dumb ones a good majority of them seem two faced to me or hypocritical and often way to closed minded

so from my point of view with Miss Holland saying she belives Homosexuality is a sin and a hell worthy trespass BUT says she has gay freinds but iam not ganna tell them there going to hell becuase its not my place..BUT in my retort IF this IS what YOU truly belive (which i disagree with by the way) wouldnt you try to *SAVE* your freinds if this is what you thought i mean i certianly dont want any of my freinds burning in hell for all eternity...

now that out of the way the bible leaves out so much shit or portrays things in such difrent ways its ridiculas could jesus have been a woman yes possiby could he have ben a man yea sure..could he have engaged in homosexuality could have happend it from what ive read...i think the bible was so jacked when been written becuase it wasnt written by well Jesus or God for that matter it was written by normal people people that could have added in anything they wanted and taken out anything they wnated hell for all we know Jesus coulda been a strairt up cross dresser that was 100% gay and the pen holders just may have twisted it around who knows we werent around back then....and iam not sure if iam 100% right on this but i do belive he WAS NOT WHITE either (not that it matters to me) i belive i once read the discription of jesus gose along the lines of somthin like this..."and his skin was dark as the night and his hair was that of sheeps whool" so to me that discribes a man/woman who was either Middle Eastern or Black....i could belive this in a sence that God isnt ganna make a son and send him down to the middle east as a white guy just an opinion....

[Scary Guy]

wouldnt you try to *SAVE* your freinds if this is what you thought i mean i certianly dont want any of my freinds burning in hell for all eternity...

Not if you want to keep them you don't. I know if any of my delusional friends tried to "save" me (which I'm expecting as a possibility in the future from one of them) I'm going to tell them to go to hell, then pull the "I can be more delusional than you can" card and try to save them back.

PRAISE BOB!

[Guest Megalicious]

I just find it interesting about the women bitching about their kids seeing it. Why are you bringing your children to campus with you? And if you are why aren't you taking them directly to the school daycare if there is one? Seriously this shit happens alot at my CC, where woman will bring their kids in to the commons and let them cause chaos. I have contemplated throwing text books at rowdy children when I'm trying to study.

I bring my son to campus with me because his daycare is there. I also happen to like to take him, everyday at his request, to the Crane Science building. There are many models, Plaques on Einstein, Oppenheimer, The Table Of Elements, A huge Michigan made out of different types of rock (Geology), pictures on Nebulas, and Galaxies. I take my son their because he loves to look and touch and learn. It's all about giving him an outlet to learn new things, and be interested in science. Though I don't let him run around and cause chaos, and I totally get your point. I was in the library the other day and someone had their 2 year old in there, just running around. I mean come on, ITS THE FUCKING LIBRARY... seriously.

[st_masey]

I bring my son to campus with me because his daycare is there. I also happen to like to take him, everyday at his request, to the Crane Science building. There are many models, Plaques on Einstein, Oppenheimer, The Table Of Elements, A huge Michigan made out of different types of rock (Geology), pictures on Nebulas, and Galaxies. I take my son their because he loves to look and touch and learn. It's all about giving him an outlet to learn new things, and be interested in science. Though I don't let him run around and cause chaos, and I totally get your point. I was in the library the other day and someone had their 2 year old in there, just running around. I mean come on, ITS THE FUCKING LIBRARY... seriously.

You sound like a wonderful mother. Most just plop them in front of the TV these days.

[Scary Guy]

You sound like a wonderful mother. Most just plop them in front of the TV these days.

Hey don't knock the TV. The idiot box largely helped to give me a college reading level at 6.

[TheGimp]

anyway back on note to the thread makes me wonder....*and no i swear iam trying NOT to be funny* if jesus did indeed have this homosexual realationship makes me wonder was he the picther or the catcher?...if i was able to time travle and jesus was gay or bi i think i could go gay for 10 mins with jesus to just say i did it....guess who i fucked? jesus...makes me wonder what he called out in the middle of sex? cant call out your own name can you?