Myspace rants?

[DarkChylde]

Theres alot of rants I can go on about myspace. I'll start with one.

When I try to view someones profile they have too much crap on there page that it causes to freeze my computer.

[jynxxxedangel]

I hear ya, man. Some folks' pages are very busy.

My main peeve with MySpace right now, is I can't find the option to change my personal photo. Where the bloody feck did they hide it at? The format has changed immensely since I last logged in to change my profile.

[DarkChylde]

I hear ya, man. Some folks' pages are very busy.

My main peeve with MySpace right now, is I can't find the option to change my personal photo. Where the bloody feck did they hide it at? The format has changed immensely since I last logged in to change my profile.

I've had that same problem before, if I was there in person I could easily show you how but its too hard to explain online. But I can say for sure that there is a option, they just make it very tricky to see which is fucking bullshit.

Oh, there was few times when I sent someone from my friendlist a message saying that they need to reduce all that crap from the page if they want others to easily view. But nope, they have to be ignorant about it telling me that I have fucking DIAL-UP!?!? I use ether-net cable you dumb fucks!!!

[graverobber]

hey look you have a myspace, wow, you listen to MUSIC, no way, really?

and you watch movies and tv, and there's pictures of your fucking cat, too

great. look your friend called you a euphemism for a kitchen appliance

what the hell? I don't care. Oh wow, flashy colors, I can't read anything

and all those hundred year old females that look pretty good too.

you have a friend request from -some fake-

all the horrible home made noize you can take too!

[Hellion]

I don't like how they changed the home page,the old one was better<Tom your an asshole,LOL!!

[Msterbeau]

Non-designers should not be able to "customize" their pages. Dear lord some people's pages are painful to look at and even more painful to try to read.

And stop sending me apps invites!!!!!

[Guest Megalicious]

And stop sending me apps invites!!!!!

YEAH

[jynxxxedangel]

hey look you have a myspace, wow, you listen to MUSIC, no way, really?

and you watch movies and tv, and there's pictures of your fucking cat, too

great. look your friend called you a euphemism for a kitchen appliance

what the hell? I don't care. Oh wow, flashy colors, I can't read anything

and all those hundred year old females that look pretty good too.

you have a friend request from -some fake-

all the horrible home made noize you can take too!

:rofl: Too funny, and so true!!!!

[Miranda]

Mafia apps and trying to "buy" me. The advertising goes way too far as well. Some people feel My Space is a fucking photo album and testament to their life on Earth.

[Destroit]

I WILL SHOUT THIS BECAUSE IT IS MY NUMBER ONE PET-PEEVE: MYSPACE ANGLES!

If your body is so hideous that you feel it necessary to take pictures of only your face in EIGHT HUNDRED DIFFERENT ANGLES like it will somehow fool the viewer into thinking that you're even remotely attractive let it be known that IT DOES NOT WORK. I know you're nasty, who the hell are you trying to fool? Seriously.

So basically, girls/guys that think they're hot yet pathetically only take pictures of their faces with five lbs of makeup on like it will magically make you look better will be automatically be put on my Ugly People Who Think They're Hot list, which are the people I tend to avoid MOST in life. Be forewarned.

I hate Myspace angles....

[Goth Brooks]

I WILL SHOUT THIS BECAUSE IT IS MY NUMBER ONE PET-PEEVE: MYSPACE ANGLES!

If your body is so hideous that you feel it necessary to take pictures of only your face in EIGHT HUNDRED DIFFERENT ANGLES like it will somehow fool the viewer into thinking that you're even remotely attractive let it be known that IT DOES NOT WORK. I know you're nasty, who the hell are you trying to fool? Seriously.

So basically, girls/guys that think they're hot yet pathetically only take pictures of their faces with five lbs of makeup on like it will magically make you look better will be automatically be put on my Ugly People Who Think They're Hot list, which are the people I tend to avoid MOST in life. Be forewarned.

I hate Myspace angles....

[hunhee]

Non-designers should not be able to "customize" their pages. Dear lord some people's pages are painful to look at and even more painful to try to read.

And stop sending me apps invites!!!!!

Hehe.. I purposely have mine look like it puked pink so no one goes to my site more than they have to. *EG* Luckily for me, I don't have to look at it's wretchedness..

I WILL SHOUT THIS BECAUSE IT IS MY NUMBER ONE PET-PEEVE: MYSPACE ANGLES!

If your body is so hideous that you feel it necessary to take pictures of only your face in EIGHT HUNDRED DIFFERENT ANGLES like it will somehow fool the viewer into thinking that you're even remotely attractive let it be known that IT DOES NOT WORK. I know you're nasty, who the hell are you trying to fool? Seriously.

So basically, girls/guys that think they're hot yet pathetically only take pictures of their faces with five lbs of makeup on like it will magically make you look better will be automatically be put on my Ugly People Who Think They're Hot list, which are the people I tend to avoid MOST in life. Be forewarned.

I hate Myspace angles....

OMG I do this.. *starts to cry and runs away in shame* (sans the lots of makeup bit, I don't actually have makeup on half those pics.. )

[Hellion]

The aaps invites have gotten way out of control I only have certain ones and thats it any more I won't accept.

[tanuki1985]

Mafia apps and trying to "buy" me. The advertising goes way too far as well. Some people feel My Space is a fucking photo album and testament to their life on Earth.

I agree, very annoying. I actually blocked applications because I kept getting that shit.

I *hate* it most when the font blends in with the background, so I have to press ctrl+A to highlight everything just to read it. When changing my background, the first thing I look for is readable font.

Some might disagree with me, but I can't stand going to someone's page and having music blast in my ears. I have my player set so that people can turn it on themselves. I usually listen to music when browsing the web, and I hate having it interrupted by music on someone's page. Plus, it makes the loading process even slower.

I also can't stand it when people have a ton of crap on their pages, so it's basically impossible to load their page. I have super-fast cable Internet, and sometimes even I can't view peoples' pages. Sure, I have some cool stuff on my page, but I won't ever go overboard.

And last but not least, I agree with Chernobyl. I just don't like it when people post misleading pictures. Sure, I have pictures of myself when I'm all dolled up and in cute poses in my City Club folder, but most of mine are accurate and show how I'd look if you caught me on any regular day. Some people look like super hot Johnny Depp or super sexy Dita von Teese in their pictures, then you see them in real life and they look totally different. Why hide how you look? People are going to see how you look eventually anyway.

[Fin]

Eh--what is "MySpace"??

[GrosDarling13]

I personally hate how Tom is adding all these new features, when he cannot even fix the ones he has been talking about fixing. Why create new features if you cannot fix the old ones?

Or the people that are just there to collect friends and have a crazy amount of friends "their fan club" and the numbers are outragious, like 6,483...like come on.

Hahahahaha

[Shade Everdark]

Non-designers should not be able to "customize" their pages. Dear lord some people's pages are painful to look at and even more painful to try to read.

And stop sending me apps invites!!!!!

You can't legislate good taste.

If you could, I'd have been tarred as an outlaw long ago.

[Msterbeau]

You can't legislate good taste.

If you could, I'd have been tarred as an outlaw long ago.

True. But there's also a difference between poor taste and bad aesthetic/design sense. And you don't have poor taste, you're just weird.

[Scales]

Picture angles, bad page design, and pages that take forever to load are all annoying to me.

But another thing that annoys me like anything on the Internet, which doesn't happen as much in places where you put your full name down, there's fantasy and then there's reality...

Myspace Fantasy:

Hey, I'm a hot, single 18+ something horny chick that just moved to the same town you've listed you live in and I want to hang out because you seem so amazing.

Myspace Reality:

Hi, I'm a programmer that wrote this massive advertisement bot that's going to redirect you to a fake login, which will then break into your account and tell all your friends about expensive purses and marijuana buds because they seem so amazing.

Myspace Fantasy:

(This one happened to someone I know.)

Damn you look good/toned/sexy/ect.. I started a modeling company/or/photography company and would love to have you come and model for me.

Myspace Reality:

My page and I don't seem legit because in actuality I'm a creepy, sexually-frustrated, middle-aged adult that would like to engage in sexual activities with you in order to boost my withering self-esteem.

Myspace Fantasy:

(This one varies, but here is a jist of what I'm trying to get across.)

About Me:

I hate most people, I don't get along with many people. Most people suck, the world sucks, society sucks, and I probably hate you. If you hate me, fuck you and your grandmother.

Myspace Reality:

I'm either a socially inept adolescent or still there mentally, please read my long list of interests if you would like to know more about me. Don't date me unless your insane.

Myspace Fantasy:

The "About Me" is one word or blank.

Myspace Reality:

I'm too much of a boring fuck to write a full sentence about myself. (This one is irony.)

..and..

When I'm EIGHT FUCKING MILLION percent RIGHT, SURE, AND CORRECT SIR, that I typed the "Captcha" as the warped numbers and letters said, and it refreshes with a new one telling me I have to type it again. That's bullshit Tom, that's why people leave the rodeo early.. in fact, that's what leads me into my next thing..

The abundance of Myspace sub-categories is insane.. I think it's only a matter of time before there's a "Myspace Drugs: The Place For Drugs!" and a "Myspace Prostitution: The Place For STD's and AIDS!" But then there would also then need to be a "Myspace Aids: The Place For Combating Aids!"

Not to mention with the amount of glitches Tom should make a "Myspace Bullshit: The Place For MyMistakes!"

What probably tops my list of annoyance is applications though, because as Myspace slowly has become more and more like Facebook, applications have overrun it. Where mass bulletins about little blogging things or chain letters used to be annoying, applications are much, much worse.. it's like subsets of Jehova's Witness have infiltrated social networking sites trying to convert people because of the way the apps/games run, which is like the epitome of evil.

[Slogo]

FUCKING SURVEYS.

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU WERE BORN, THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED, THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT YOU'RA WEARING, WHETHER YOU LIKE COKE OR PEPSI, ETC... I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE.

THE ONLY PERSON THE WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOUR SURVEYS IS YOU.

[Msterbeau]

Stop spamming in the bulletins!!!!!

[DarkChylde]

Picture angles, bad page design, and pages that take forever to load are all annoying to me.

But another thing that annoys me like anything on the Internet, which doesn't happen as much in places where you put your full name down, there's fantasy and then there's reality...

Myspace Fantasy:

Hey, I'm a hot, single 18+ something horny chick that just moved to the same town you've listed you live in and I want to hang out because you seem so amazing.

Myspace Reality:

Hi, I'm a programmer that wrote this massive advertisement bot that's going to redirect you to a fake login, which will then break into your account and tell all your friends about expensive purses and marijuana buds because they seem so amazing.

Myspace Fantasy:

(This one happened to someone I know.)

Damn you look good/toned/sexy/ect.. I started a modeling company/or/photography company and would love to have you come and model for me.

Myspace Reality:

My page and I don't seem legit because in actuality I'm a creepy, sexually-frustrated, middle-aged adult that would like to engage in sexual activities with you in order to boost my withering self-esteem.

Myspace Fantasy:

(This one varies, but here is a jist of what I'm trying to get across.)

About Me:

I hate most people, I don't get along with many people. Most people suck, the world sucks, society sucks, and I probably hate you. If you hate me, fuck you and your grandmother.

Myspace Reality:

I'm either a socially inept adolescent or still there mentally, please read my long list of interests if you would like to know more about me. Don't date me unless your insane.

Myspace Fantasy:

The "About Me" is one word or blank.

Myspace Reality:

I'm too much of a boring fuck to write a full sentence about myself. (This one is irony.)

..and..

When I'm EIGHT FUCKING MILLION percent RIGHT, SURE, AND CORRECT SIR, that I typed the "Captcha" as the warped numbers and letters said, and it refreshes with a new one telling me I have to type it again. That's bullshit Tom, that's why people leave the rodeo early.. in fact, that's what leads me into my next thing..

The abundance of Myspace sub-categories is insane.. I think it's only a matter of time before there's a "Myspace Drugs: The Place For Drugs!" and a "Myspace Prostitution: The Place For STD's and AIDS!" But then there would also then need to be a "Myspace Aids: The Place For Combating Aids!"

Not to mention with the amount of glitches Tom should make a "Myspace Bullshit: The Place For MyMistakes!"

What probably tops my list of annoyance is applications though, because as Myspace slowly has become more and more like Facebook, applications have overrun it. Where mass bulletins about little blogging things or chain letters used to be annoying, applications are much, much worse.. it's like subsets of Jehova's Witness have infiltrated social networking sites trying to convert people because of the way the apps/games run, which is like the epitome of evil.

Lmao very well said man.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

this thread is entertaining. I have been saying, for months that MySpace is becoming more and more like Facebook. Which sucks...

as for app invited, unless you have some, you CAN block them entirely. but you are right. all of you..

I hate it when you cutomize your own layout, using that myspace editor. I didn't make hardly and changes, and when I scroll the page, everything blends together!!! I hate that shit! And it only seemed to happen when i looked at my page through Internet Explorer. But not everyone has Firefox, or Safari!

[Miranda]

I just noticed that now, if your "friend" adds a person to THEIR profile, you get a listing of it on your page. Who the Hell cares if I know who they added? This is ridiculous.

[Hellion]

FUCKING SURVEYS.

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU WERE BORN, THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED, THE COLOR OF THE SHIRT YOU'RA WEARING, WHETHER YOU LIKE COKE OR PEPSI, ETC... I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE.

THE ONLY PERSON THE WHO IS INTERESTED IN YOUR SURVEYS IS YOU.

Yeah the surveys are just beyond fucktard.