TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 amused...walked by the living room to head to my room and found my 65 year old neon white grandma watching a movie on B.E.T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 amused...walked by the living room to head to my room and found my 65 year old neon white grandma watching a movie on B.E.T. LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 LMAO LMAO ur tellin me i can hear the movie in my room which isnt problem but all i heard was "Yea Tyrone shoot that N****a" and grandma go "oh my goodness those sure are big guns...but those drug dealers sure deserve it"...then i hear gun shots and and my grandma go "oh wow" then chuckle.....grandma will never sece to amaze me... OH on a side note....grandma wants to come up to see me at City Club to see "were i work" and she recently found out she likes Maylin Manson... swear to BOB were in the car and 'Sweet Dreams' started playing and she gose oh this sounds nice half way threw the song..she said he has a beautiful voice...so for shits and giggles i showed her the music video to 'sweet dreams' turns out shes a fan.....wow...just wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel like I just joined a Beard forum...so the feeling would be a mixture of pride and shame...but I need somewhere to hide my pencils so a big beard would be nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel like I just joined a Beard forum...so the feeling would be a mixture of pride and shame...but I need somewhere to hide my pencils so a big beard would be nice... like i wish i could grow a beard...all i get is weak ass scruff wish i knew a way to make it grow huge and big like santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 like i wish i could grow a beard...all i get is weak ass scruff wish i knew a way to make it grow huge and big like santa No, don't wish that. My beard has been a bitch...I mean shaving it was a bitch. I broke two cheap beard trimmers and had to buy a special $80 one...I would also go through one blade change per day because I had to shave twice a day to keep it down. Not to mention my "fair" skin which helped me to attain a bloody look before going to class. My beared even pissed off a barber when he tried to shave it...and he is a pro! Just buy a fake one...less mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 No, don't wish that. My beard has been a bitch...I mean shaving it was a bitch. I broke two cheap beard trimmers and had to buy a special $80 one...I would also go through one blade change per day because I had to shave twice a day to keep it down. Not to mention my "fair" skin which helped me to attain a bloody look before going to class. My beared even pissed off a barber when he tried to shave it...and he is a pro! Just buy a fake one...less mess... lol awe damn...that sucks...i just want one so ill quit lookin like iam 15 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 lol awe damn...that sucks...i just want one so ill quit lookin like iam 15 years old I can send you some of my chest hair to glue on your face...don't worry I shampoo and condition it daily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I can send you some of my chest hair to glue on your face...don't worry I shampoo and condition it daily! LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I so want to see you kicks ome ass! You just never know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel afraid to open another can after seeing this... * A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second * Ten babies are conceived around the world every second * Each time you open a can you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel afraid to open another can after seeing this... * A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second * Ten babies are conceived around the world every second * Each time you open a can you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant! WTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 WTF Sorry, after two semesters of the shit I have an odd fear of statistics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGimp Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Sorry, after two semesters of the shit I have an odd fear of statistics... guess itsd time to stop drinkin eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 guess itsd time to stop drinkin eh who said that I was drinking 100 proof whiskey? certainly not me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invictus Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel afraid to open another can after seeing this... * A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second * Ten babies are conceived around the world every second * Each time you open a can you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant! Just take deep breaths and repeat after me, "Correlation does not equal causation, correlation does not equal causation". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLili Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel like my printer sux! But at least I am done with my project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 ...bleary...dreary...& absolutely positively...NOT into being awake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carpathian McGee Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Tired...groggy... I have yet to make it to bed. Don't think there's really a reason to at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormKnight (1) Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 considering the e-mail I received this morning, yep. I am in crisis management mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jynxxxedangel Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Craptastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megalicious Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Tired. It was a long night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManicQueen Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I feel like I need a rub down. I iz sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh_My_Goth Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Fracking Manic as all hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Reverence Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Fracking Manic as all hell ...better than depressed...I am trying to accrue a manic roll so I can work {better} later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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