The Awesome Thread

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Avast! Ye sea dogs and saucy wenches.. 1,000 POSTS OF DOOM!!!

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In honor of 1,000 posts of crap.. an awesome thread, nay, The Awesome Thread... A thread to post bullshit and spam that is so intricate, so laden with hilarity, so pumped full of theatrics, that there is no escape, only inevitability.. only Oye Coma Va..

..and you can't hide from Oye Coma Va, you can't stop the party.. cause once it hits you, it's too late..

PUT UP YOUR BLACK FLAGS!

A thread that was 35 years in the making, that's 17 less then I've been alive. Large amounts of caffeine and oxygen were needed to create this accumulative mass of spam.

The awesomeness that this thread magnetizes is done using it's patented Awesomeness Magnetizer , which came from a bunch of drunks at MNASA, the Mexican NASA. (Crazy drunken rocket scientists.)

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OKAY. So what is thee DEFINITION of Awesome?

Dictionary.xom defines awesome as:

1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight.

2. showing or characterized by awe.

3. Slang. very impressive

4. THERE'S LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK AND IT'S COVERED IN BLACK CHROME WITH YOUR MOM IN IT, BUT SHE'S NOT DRIVING BECAUSE NOBODY IS DRIVING, AND THE MONSTER TRUCK IS FUCKING FLYING SHOOTING MISSILES AT JETS THAT ARE TRYING TO RUN IT OUT OF THE SKY, AND THE MONSTER TRUCK IS WIRED SO IF IT BLOWS UP NUKES GO OFF ALL OVER THE WORLD AND A PLANET MADE UP OF NACHOS AND UNOPENED BOOZE EMERGES OUT OF A DIMENSIONAL RIFT COMPLETE WITH ALL YOUR FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS FIGHTING EACH OTHER WHILE GOLDEN COINS RAIN DOWN FROM THE SKY.

5. :drool

But I do have confess that I wrote in the first one, so I don't know if it's true.

Frequently Asked Questions Pertaining To The Awesome Thread:

Where do I fit in with the latest trends on nude accounting?

You don't want to do it,

but you really want to,

but your slightly afraid,

but your drawn to it.

How much money does it cost to get a cheap prostitute off of craigslist?

NOT APPLICABLE.. FIVE DOLLARS.

What is the religious stance of The Awesome Thread?

Where can I find this "Oya Coma Va?"

When the student is ready, they will hear "Oya Coma Va."

Why do I pee orange soda?

Because of David Blaine's black magic.

HERE @ AWESOME THREAD - BAG OF PRETZEL BELIEVES IN YOU!

The awesomeness lives on in Strong Badia, chicken wings, and hot women...

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What an Awesome thread...

[Msterbeau]

I was awesome once....

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Thank You Good Sirs.