DGN Night @ CC Sept 20th

[Angel of Death]

Been there, done that.

But did you get to make out with Eleven??

[Mean Salley]

Finally got a chance to meet some people at both the Rennaisance festival and City-Club. The night at le club was pretty fun for a while until that Peruvian vespa gang showed up. If they wanna strut around with their chests out carrying their big goofy helmets, that's fine by me, but then they started stepping on the wrong people's toes.

I was talking with some of the DGN'ers and one of these blokes walks by and gives Tanuki a pretty hard bump in the shoulder . Right away Dark Chylde stands up slowly, looks at him and says "Hey vato loco... you don't push her."

So vespa guy gets smart-mouthed and pushes her again, and before he can even react Punk Princess fires a lightning fast roundhouse to his beak and launches his skinny ass into the back corner. In seconds a vicious swirling brawl broke out both sides thirsty for blood and probably some more beer.

Tanuki regained her balance, grabbed a helmet in each hand dual-wield style and started bashing gangsters to the dancefloor, a horrific mixture of blood, spittle and vomits asploding everywhere. Mina Rose had two of the Peruvians in a merciless scissor lock, the two victims cursing and clutching at their throats gasping for air. Dark Chylde was taking 4 d00des on at once hollering,

"You got all dressed up to get rowdy but you came to the wrong house, bitches!!!! ", and started cracking their nuggets together like big ugly coconuts.

Just before security broke up the scrap I saw Punk Princess throwing a vespa-tard a punishing suplex off of one of the speakers, his spindly little limbs kicking and flailing uselessly.

As security was leading them out, one of them tried to throw a lit cigarette at us, but Nienna walked by just in time to toss him a gift-wrapped smack-in-the-mouth and sent him on his way.

It surely was a night of boiling emotions and dreadful retribution upon those who would do harm upon those to whom no harm should come.

None of that really happened. But I did meet Tanuki, Punk Princess, Nienna, and I think Vampire. I briefly saw Osaka K. And Virus X and I always See Riku Namako.

At the Faire I met Troy S, Night Gaunt, Tzura, Chernobyl, Pestilence and Hunhee-AGAIN!!. I'm glad this time you weren't too drunkded to remember. Sunday I hung out with Disenchanted and Fairybites at le Faire. If I forgot someone, you get a free punch in my eye.

I like Vespas. I'd like tp pop a wheelie on one.