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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

According to an interview with David Icke, Christine Fitzgerald claims that she was a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, and that Diana told her that the British Royal Family were reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.[6] Icke also claims that many presidents of the United States have been and are reptilian humanoids. In his view, United States foreign policy after September 11 is the product of a reptilian conspiracy to enslave humanity, with George W. Bush as a servant of the reptilians...

ah ha! now it all makes perfect sense... :alien::blink::w00t:

http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2912878405399014351

its all the jews...and lizards fault....lol

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there used to be this Conan the barbarian cartoon. All the bad guys were lizard men. When they came into proximity of Star Metal a portal opened and consumed them. Conan had this chick and some other flunkies each with uniqe star metal weapons. the chick had ninja stars. They would travel around ridding the cities of lizard men in each city. the lizard men were allways at the top of society ruling from the highest government in secret.

sounds like untreated shizophrenia paranoid delusions like the guy who shot reagan

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So apparantly, just fyi, that The Galactic Federation of Light, which are the good feline aliens, are coming to save us from the evil reptiles on....OCTOBER 14TH, 2008 :ohmy:. It supposed to be a 2,000 mile long spaceship and will show up in the sky and remain there for three days as they try to convince us that they come in peace and love. Apparantly they're the ones who "made" us and set us on this planet thousands of years ago.

Because you know, if I were of that feline alien race and I was seriously trying to save the humans from an evil reptile race that has infiltrated our govt and wealthy class....I would just SO post about it ALL over the internet. And if I were apart of that evil shape shifting reptilian race, and had ABSOLUTE power on the earth like the prophecy says, I would just SO let them post it all over the internet and give away my secrets and all :rolleyes:.

I'm wondering who came up with this entire hoax to begin with.

So FYI people, you have three days until "the transformation" in which people will no longer be allowed to think negative, violent thoughts, watch horror movies, get in fist fights at bars, say bad things, and etc. Three days...so get ready :tongue:.

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i have my hat ready for next tuesday...beam me up scotty...we should have a reptilian dgn going away party

2000 mile long ship peeps, this gonna be a helluva partaaay!

We get to go live with 12 ft tall ALIEN KITTEHS! Fine by me!

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So today, October 14th, was supposed to be the day that the Galactic Federation of Light is to make their first contact with the planet in their 2,000 mile long spaceship, in order to save us from the evil reptilian humanoids.

It's now 2:31....and yet still no spaceship. I guess they must've broke down someplace outside of Mars, huh.

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So today, October 14th, was supposed to be the day that the Galactic Federation of Light is to make their first contact with the planet in their 2,000 mile long spaceship, in order to save us from the evil reptilian humanoids.

It's now 2:31....and yet still no spaceship. I guess they must've broke down someplace outside of Mars, huh.

Nah, they just finished off the GFL Form 999: "Save Primitive Planet from Evil Reptilians," as revised in 2,400 GR (Galactic Rotation.) A federation that is galactic based has *got* to have paperwork that is a royal pain in the semperini. They should be coming as soon as the 5,000,000 checkboxes are checked.

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