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Gaf The Horse With Tears Newbie

Gaf The Horse With Tears

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I think a qualifier is needed... like... If God exists then...

So I chose other because... If God exists and God happens to fill my definition of "God". The pants option would depend on exactly what string his foot was landing on.

God, to have omnipresence, would need to exist in at least 5 of the dimensions physics predicts. As such, God would be everywhen and every where at once. Choosing what quantum path of "reality" to take. Thats the 4th. He would need to be in the 5th to be able to see the 4th with enough clarity to be Omnipotent. For omnipotence would be as simple as choosing a quantum path that leads to the outcome God desires.

Whether God wears pants or not is not important... Trying to figure out if God wears pants is. It means you are trying to follow the path of God... and isn't that what he wants anyway?

Now you know a bit more of my beleifs about God.

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asphyxian_doll Newbie

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God wouldn't wear pants because god isn't human. And since god exists on more than 5 dimensions, and is in fact the caster of the shadow, pants would not be needed. I don't know if god would create himself a pair of pants, but pants are created by man to keep his weeny warm xD. God has no weeny......and if he could exist in a human body(without exploding) me thinks it would be a sexy hermaphrodite. Edited by asphyxian_doll
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jynxxxedangel Contributor

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Isn't wearing clothing to hide their nudity one of the reasons Adam and Eve were cast out of Paradise (according to the Christian/Judaic holy books); because they were ashamed, and to be ashamed of their nudity (having been created in the Divine Image) was against Yahweh's will?

IMO, Yahweh would not be wearing pants.

As for all other non-Christian/Judaic incarnations of Divinity, I have had Them manifest Themselves as both nude, and clothed. It depends on which aspect of Them is called upon.

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hunhee Newbie

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boiler suit, black derby, mascara on one eye.

HA! That's awesome!!!

I would imagine God would be like Dr. Manhattan, only hides his junk when it may offend others.

but my god, His noodly goodness, would be too complicated to put pants on him.

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