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You have a 70% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You will probably end up killing a few zombies and saving some innocent people, but you would die just before it was over :crybaby:

HA! I would survive three percent longer than you, and you're a guy...which is bullshit because on that quiz they're sexist and actually give you like 20 extra points if you check "male" instead of "female".

EPIC WIN!

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So really your like a 93% Right

Well of course, I even put it on my resume. Where it says "skills" I simply put: "Dance Master / The person you would want with you in case of a zombie attack" and it always gets me the job. Employers may want to know these things...just in case and all.

And in case anyone wants to know, shitty weapons to have: shotguns and pistols, shotguns being ultra shitty. Get a weapon that doesn't waste a lot of bullets, yet isn't hard to load during a swarm, and is semi-automatic.

The best place to take cover in is a school, either a junior high or high school, high school being the best option. Stay away from Universities and College campuses at all costs and if you're forced into an Elementary school, don't plan on staying too long.

The worst places to go would be a supermarket or military base, possibly also a cop shop depending on the emergency procedure of the cops. Just stick to a high school and you'll be fine for a minute.

Best melee, imo, is a baseball bat. Won't get stuck in skulls like an axe, more versatile and comfortable to handle, and is weighted out more evenly so you wouldn't get as exhausted swinging it around as you would with an axe.

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You have a 85% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

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You have a 85% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

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(if you save me...you know...like it sais)

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You have a 86% chance of surviving a zombie outbreak

You most definately will live through the zombie attack making you a lean-mean zombie killing machine. You would save the day and probably end up doggystyle with a hot chick you saved, later having a giant statue made in your honor. Jerk.

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