Best way to get revenge?

[phee]

We talked about ruining someones day....

But what about revenge? sweet revenge....

What are some of the best ways to get revenge (both real and theoretically)?

[Nevar (5)]

Find you ex boss's car that he takes so much pride in (his caddi) and weld together four sets of steel sqaures and trangles and throw them under his weels, put suger in his gas tank and Baloney all over the car. All well he's at work.

Ah some sweet sweet REVENGE.

[StormKnight (1)]

Remember revenge is a dish that is:

1. Best served cold.

2. Enjoyed with your own hands.

That being said, methylene blue in coffee/dark soda was a common joke we pulled as a surgical techs. Imagine the screams when someone noticed they were peeing blue.

Other things:

-Loading a penrose drain (basically a floppy rubber hose,) with shaving cream/KY jelly. Twist for tension, place in buddy's locker and let it blow up in his face when he opens it.

-using plaster casting material to cover the lock on said locker so they have to peel it off. God forbid you use the fiberglass stuff, that is nigh impossible to get off a small thing like a lock. Some friends sealed an entire locker shut with plaster casting.

And this is me being playful. Full-on evil revenge ideas will get definitely get me in deep karma load.

[peelingchrome]

Find target's front door.

Hammer 300-500 16d nails through door.

Build a barge-like contraption out of 2x4s and plywood (leave the top open).

Place barge-like contraption in front of their door.

Fill BLC with quick-dry cement.

Remove BLC before target gets home.

Just imagine... target gets home from a long day at work to find a concrete obelisk where their door used to be. They call 911 for a blocked door. Standard response is to send the fire dept who will be bringing axes (useless). After finally prying away said obelisk, target walks into home and closes door only to be confronted with something that looks like it should be on the inside of an iron maiden. Betcha they won't feel warm fuzzies for a while...

[Simon Bar Sinister]

bang their gf/bf.

[StormKnight (1)]

For those new to college dorms, try pennying someone into their room.

1. Make sure they are in there.

2. Quietly shove pennies into the space between the doorjam and the door at the level of the doorknob until snug

3. Wait until they have to leave, or make an emergency that they have to leave the room (screams right outside the room does a good job.)

The result is that the pennies cause the bolt to hold fast against the strikeplate, so turning the doorknob will be met with resistance. To reverse, either turn knob hard or force pennies out with a flathead screwdriver.

[TheGimp]

get the guys wife pregenant then trick him into raiseing the kid

[Head Wreck]

let thier seeds ripen, and insist they reap the benefits

[jynxxxedangel]

Throwing in a new post, while someone is post-whoring!

[prick]

Marry them and when you divorce make their family shun them for loosing someone so great. It worked for me.

[TheGimp]

throw them off the leland building

[jynxxxedangel]

Take the chip out of one of those musical greetings cards, pull the switch tab out so it plays continuously, cut a slit into your victim's bed mattress, and drop it down in there!!!!! I guarantee they will hate you. I did this to someone once, and he finally tore open the mattress to get it out, after about three days of being tortured with "The Twist," by Chubby Checker. I've never laughed so hard.

[Head Wreck]

HA HA HA

thats just plain evil.

hell hath no furry and all that...

[Head Wreck]

a few of my personal faves:

Powder for making extinguisher foam. uplace anout a cupfull in the diaghram of the toilet system.

next person who flushed will probably be waist deep in the foam soonafter.

Mk5 thunderflash can, spoon wedged in the pan (make sure its sealed side down, and a Mk5. Mk9 will probaly crack the toilet) and pull the pin safely, tie a slip knoted loop loose over the thing, but not to loose and tape the other end to the seat cover.

third. "cling film" the pan :D

all 3 i learned in the ATC and continued in some sorts when materials are handy (i dont get many millitary thunderflashes these days)

[Head Wreck]

oh, another i used to do.

use a big cargo strap (i have one from a C130 for general ties and this prank) and attach it yound a portaloo with someone in it. within 20 mins thier sorry, 30 mins they'll never do it again

an our and a half later i let the offending Yam-Yam out

[TheGimp]

Take the chip out of one of those musical greetings cards, pull the switch tab out so it plays continuously, cut a slit into your victim's bed mattress, and drop it down in there!!!!! I guarantee they will hate you. I did this to someone once, and he finally tore open the mattress to get it out, after about three days of being tortured with "The Twist," by Chubby Checker. I've never laughed so hard.

LMMFAO

[Oh_My_Goth]

Meh, Karma seems to do a fine job on it's own.....

[Head Wreck]

true indeed.

but theres nothing like the cries of "Wreck, where the fuck did you learn that!"

[aequorea]

honestly - indifference.

nothing is more infuriating than seeing that someone just doesn't give a damn. then you have the added enjoyment of watching your 'victim' jump up and down trying to get a reaction.

hehehe...

i use this a lot as a teacher.

my favorite revenge fantasy involved an asshole ex who was image-obsessed and in love with his all-black truck. i dreamed of buying gallons of bright pink paint and dumping them alllllll over it!

actually, i still enjoy the thought.

[Oh_My_Goth]

Meh, Karma seems to do a fine job on it's own.....

Not like that stopped Me in my younger years.....

I once put a fire extinguisher through someones wind shield.....

What?????

People shouldn't fuck with a crazy bitch.....

[Msterbeau]

honestly - indifference.

nothing is more infuriating than seeing that someone just doesn't give a damn. then you have the added enjoyment of watching your 'victim' jump up and down trying to get a reaction.

hehehe...

i use this a lot as a teacher.

my favorite revenge fantasy involved an asshole ex who was image-obsessed and in love with his all-black truck. i dreamed of buying gallons of bright pink paint and dumping them alllllll over it!

actually, i still enjoy the thought.

Ha.. I was about to post the exact same thing. Get outta my head!! Which is not to say you have to get off of it. Or on it.. or.... um.. I'll shuddup now.

[aequorea]

Ha.. I was about to post the exact same thing. Get outta my head!! Which is not to say you have to get off of it. Or on it.. or.... um.. I'll shuddup now.

wait, was that an invitation to get off on you? because it sounded like it might have been...

[Msterbeau]

wait, was that an invitation to get off on you? because it sounded like it might have been...

Either that or to get on off of me. Being on the other side of the globe is starting to effect my brain.

[creatureofthenyte]

the best way to get revenge is not tell you what the best way to get revenge is, just so you'll never see it coming.

[taysteewonderbunny]

Honest answer: do well.