The George W. Bush Appreciation Thread

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Dear.. I love you and all, but you're completely high if you think Japan after WW2 and the situation in Iraq are even remotely comparable. The underlying societal differences are massive. Japan was back on it's feet inside 10 years and an economic powerhouse in 25 -30. You're asking us to wait two or three times that on the optimistic side? Fuck that. The Bush administration used 9/11 as an excuse to initiate this completely unnecessary war. They planned so poorly I'm not even sure it's fair to say they planned for the aftermath at all. Their assumptions were criminally stupid. The middle east will continue to be a hotbed of terrorism and senseless killing until either some some event that makes them ALL change how they view life, or they are all dead. I have a feeling the latter is the more likely.

Japan was back on it's feet because the USA propped them up. Same can be said of their economic status. Or are you forgetting the 50 year occupation of Japan by US forces?

BTW, pre-war Japan was a warrior culture bent on world domination through military might. Nationalism was more prevalent than in Nazi Germany. If we could turn that around, we can turn around Iraq.

[n0Mad]

Japan was back on it's feet because the USA propped them up. Same can be said of their economic status. Or are you forgetting the 50 year occupation of Japan by US forces?

The US wrote Japan's constitution. And, oddly enough, we gave them women's rights before we even had them here in the US.

As far as military occupation, we still have troupes in Germany and Japan. Oh, we don't march down the streets or anything anymore but we have bases at each place with troupes permanently stationed there.

[creatureofthenyte]

He's set the bar extremely low for all his successors. Imagine what a (total fuckup x 1,000,000) you'd have to be to be considered the worst president ever after this.

That's why we can't afford to let Obama win.

As for the topic at hand, Bush ordered our military to go into Syria after those Al Queda people, and we got them.

[Goth Brooks]

it wasnt his fault,

the blame goes to the french who sold us the city

and those who thought we could trust leeves that where underpar in there construction.

blame africa, that's where hurricanes come from.

as for new orleans.. i mean it's not like the intersection of america's greatest river and the ocean isn't an economic necessity or anything. who cares if cargo ships is still the cheapest way to move things in bulk.

[phee]

He gave Will Ferrel a career boost

[Homicidalheathen]

read this:

Bush Brains

A similar dish to monkey brains. Not very filling but good for a light snack.

Recipe

1 George Dubya Bush

A hammer

turkey stuffing

Simply smash the monkey's skull open revealing the brain using the hammer. Then add some turkey stuffing because the brain will be hollow. However it may be empty and the president's head makes a great cup.

Health Risks

Warning: You may be executed for assassination or smote by Dick Cheney's Sith lightning. Whatever floats your boat.

from here: recipies

Dick Cheney olive oil surprise

Also another name for the black oil, this is a favorite among the indegenious people of hell. This delicacy is secretly fed to the American citizens over the years without them knowing. How? Why else do you think apple jacks don't taste like apples? And don't get me started on those cinnamon swirls in every bite.

Recipe

1 Demon

2 large vats of olive oil

1 can of cooking oil

50 large vats of real oil

1 gallon of the blood of innocent children

Simple shove the oil and blood down Dick Cheney's ass and shake him for 20 seconds (you may want to put on a hazmat suit). Then microwave the vice president for 4 minutes. After that, when you open the microwave, a moving, living, black substance should fall out of the microwave. There you go, now all you need is a straw! The taste is extremely awful and bitter but you can't stop because the substance will shove itself down your throat.

The Surprise

After you consumed the dish, you'll feel an odd sensation, following a bunch of miniature Dick Cheneys bursting out of your penis, therefore killing you via blood loss. Yes this happens even if you don't have a penis.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Was that sopposed to be funny?